Gettin' closer towards completing my vintage Playboy Collection

[Lokmar]

Dude....thats just a small portion.

 Did you read me saying how my boyfriend I have now fucking hates her and he still tolerated her on his couch for 4 months because he loves me? 

 She's gone now thank God. No idea where she is. She told the hospital I was holding her hostage, starving her, forcing her to take kratom (she was sucking up kratom and spending 800 dollars and more a month and straining me financially) and that she "escaped". So we had adult protective services visit us.  All lies that were easy to show were lies. And she ran from Adult Protective Services as well....they never found her.

 Lokmar as much as my BF hates her....if it was gonna be chose him or her...i was ready to throw her off a fucking bridge. I'd chose him over her no question and no hesitation. 

 He has known me for 30 years and he still didn't know everything....but knew enough to know he hates her.

 The day she finally left here I went to clean up the living room where she had been sleeping and I did cry a bit but not because I missed her. More because it was finally over. And he said to me "You were never going to change her" and it's what I needed to hear.  I'm finally done trying and taking her abuse.

 I have another guy friend I've had since high school who once told her right at the table in front of my grandma that she was the type of trash that would try to get ME into a 3 way to get a man to pay attention to her.

 And he said it SO casually and confidently.

 When I told my BF...I'll call him M...he said if he had known how her and her dead ex were treating me, him and his dad would have showed up,packed me up and brought me here whether I came willingly or not.

 And I know they would have.

 I knew it was all bad enough to not talk about openly.....but I accepted it as my normal. And anytime I talk about it and people respond like you just did, I realize more and more just HOW fucked it really was.

 When you are living in that mess....you know it's fucked...but you don't really grasp HOW fucked. If that makes sense.

 She really knew how to turn my life into a Jerry Springer episode.

 I got a really dark sense of humor out of it. 

 (For clarity purposes....no she never raped or molested me but she did exploit and mistreat me and allowed her nasty men to harass and abuse me. She never protected me and shetreated me as her sexual rival. Having my own daughters really drove it home for me because if ANY man tried to treat my girls how her gnarly husband treated me they would be DEAD)

My mommy issues are just that she turned a blind eye to my step dads abuse. She's bailed me out countless times over the years and she's been great since she left him but the ugly is still there.

I aint got shit on you!

[JOE]

Yeah but the black dresses from Addicted to Love.

...so more like this, eh Dove?

So didja think all Black suited ya?

Come ta think of it, Ya often seem kinda goth ta me.

[Frood]

Can you separate the pages after you read them....

[JOE]

Can you separate the pages after you read them....

Actually I haven't read any of 'em yet, Frood.

I suppose when I retire in the near future I'll have the time.

But my goal is to keep 'em in good shape so they can be re-sold.

So essentially, they are an 'investment'.

If I can sell them as a collection, might get upwards $10,000 or more.

Apparently, the most valuable issues are Dec 1953 which featured Marilyn Monroe and January 1955 which featured Bettie Page.

Subsequently, they are the most sought after, most difficult to obtain and the most expensive as well.

As a rule, a person shouldn't buy these things unless they can one day be re-sold.

I've seen 13 year old girls around town who wear Playboy T-Shirts which read '1953'
So if young kids/girls already follow this brand at their age there will likely be a buyer of these mags for a long time. The fact that That Playboy already registers with teenyboppers as a brand is an indication of their future viability.

But of course, I'd only sell these things to adults of consenting age - like they did in the good ole days.

[TheProwler]

I suppose when I retire in the near future I'll have the time.

I saw that picture of your hand and it is hard to believe that you are not already retired, Old Man Joe.


Your hand looks like it belongs to a corpse.


Seriously.


If you are under the age of 95, you are aging prematurely.

[JOE]

I saw that picture of your hand and it is hard to believe that you are not already retired, Old Man Joe.


Your hand looks like it belongs to a corpse.


Seriously.


If you are under the age of 95, you are aging prematurely.

Y'know Prowler, a family neighbor of ours was a former coach of the Canadian National ski Team.
He coached the champion skiiers like Ken Read and Steve Podborski.
He knew Tony Sailor and Jean Claude Killy - 3 time gold medalists at the 1956 and 1968 Olympics.

He's 92.  Still alive and healthy.

And the advice he gave me? "Keep on moving."
Every time I see the guy, he's doing something physical.
Still works.

Given your rather grumpy disposition, you ought to find something meaningful to do with you life.
Just like that 'retired' coach of the National Ski Team of Canada.

[Dove]

My mommy issues are just that she turned a blind eye to my step dads abuse. She's bailed me out countless times over the years and she's been great since she left him but the ugly is still there.

I aint got shit on you!

 Well.....thats why only one of us ended up using heroin lol.

 Joking...it's not a competition.

[Dove]

...so more like this, eh Dove?

So didja think all Black suited ya?

Come ta think of it, Ya often seem kinda goth ta me.

 Well I was 6 at the time, Joe

 But yes I had a lovely goth phase in the 90s.

[TheProwler]

And the advice he gave me? "Keep on moving."

Haha!!

I refereed two hockey games last night.

Looking ahead...

I play pickleball tomorrow afternoon.

I play rock music on stage on Friday (where I move a fair bit because I am a rock'n roll performer).

I referee 5 hockey games on Saturday, 3 on Sunday, 3 on Monday, 2 on Tuesday.

I walk dogs at the SPCA on Wednesday.

And I am active daily with all kinds of other activities.


You could not keep up, you old fuck, Senile Joe.

So fuck off.

[DKG]

Haha!!

I refereed two hockey games last night.

Looking ahead...

I play pickleball tomorrow afternoon.

I play rock music on stage on Friday (where I move a fair bit because I am a rock'n roll performer).

I referee 5 hockey games on Saturday, 3 on Sunday, 3 on Monday, 2 on Tuesday.

I walk dogs at the SPCA on Wednesday.

And I am active daily with all kinds of other activities.


You could not keep up, you old fuck, Senile Joe.

So fuck off.

Yes, you are active. But, Joe tells bs stories to people he has never met because he has nobody in his own life that will listen to him. Try topping that.

[Moonie]

Very much so. I was raised in a Pentecostal Church via the school I attended, think holy rollers.

I am CONSTANTLY on the lookout for the man of perdition. I absolutely believe the whore of babylon that sits upon the 7 hills is the catlik church.

Pretty good been reading on this this week.

[JOE]

Haha!!

I refereed two hockey games last night.

Looking ahead...

I play pickleball tomorrow afternoon.

I play rock music on stage on Friday (where I move a fair bit because I am a rock'n roll performer).

I referee 5 hockey games on Saturday, 3 on Sunday, 3 on Monday, 2 on Tuesday.

I walk dogs at the SPCA on Wednesday.

And I am active daily with all kinds of other activities.


You could not keep up, you old fuck, Senile Joe.

So fuck off.

So what? You're a useless Old Fart with a nondescript life of a typical retired Senior.

There's nothing outstanding, remarkable nor terribly interesting about your activities Prowler.

[TheProwler]

So what? You're a useless Old Fart with a nondescript life of a typical retired Senior.

There's nothing outstanding, remarkable nor terribly interesting about your activities Prowler.

I am not a senior, you stupid fuck.

57. 

I skate with hockey players in their 20's and 30's and can out skate most of them.

And, you stupid fuck, I was not trying to give you an example of anything "terribly interesting".  I was giving you examples of how I already do "keep on moving".

Holy fuck, you are one dumb old goof, Senile Joe.

[JOE]

I am not a senior, you stupid fuck.

57. 

I skate with hockey players in their 20's and 30's and can out skate most of them.

And, you stupid fuck, I was not trying to give you an example of anything "terribly interesting".  I was giving you examples of how I already do "keep on moving".

Holy fuck, you are one dumb old goof, Senile Joe.

Oh. And I met 2 or 3 former NHL stars in person, Prowler.

1 of them scored 40 goals in an NHL season.

The other won the Stanley Cup and actually fought Chris Pronger - guy who stands 6'6".

Either of them accomplished more by the time they were 10 years old than you have in your entire life.  at that tender age They were probably the best players in their region or province & scouted by the NHL.

Honestly, do you honestly think that ANYONE gives a shit about your activities?

I don't know how you can even boast about your 'non-achievements'

If you were at least selected for a tryout on the National team or the NHL, I might be impressed.

BTW, these stars I met didn't even mention their accomplishments nor so much as wear their Stanley Cup rings.

That's something for you to think about Prowler. Because when you go around yapping your mouth off & bragging like a ten year old people will laugh at you.

you live in this small town and you really don't have any idea or comprehension how good your real competition is out there.

so stay where you are so you can be this big fish in a small pond.

[TheProwler]

I referee some charity hockey tournaments every year with ex-NHLers.  Some of them are in pretty good shape.  Some of them are hurting.  I mean, in their 40's and early 50's and not able to skate with any speed at all any more.  Their bodies are beat up.

Stupid people like you do not realize the downside of being a professional athlete.

They sacrificed their personal lives to play professional hockey.  Not able to spend any meaningful time with their family for 10 months of the year for their entire hockey career.

Many sacrificed their health and are living with constant aches and pains for the last 3/4 of their lives.

You idolize these guys because you are a little retard fanboy who has not accomplished anything worthwhile in life.

You are a loser, Senile Joe.

You are pathetic.

And so stupid about what makes a person successful.

What a waste of a life.