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Quote from: JOE on March 11, 2024, 01:08:39 AMAnyways dumb T Heere's what an investment pro advises people to do right now (14:30 of the video clip):


Ray Dalio advises investors to take a defensive posture.

...this might interest avatar_DKG as well.

The TSX composite is up 3.18% over the last month.

7.70% over the last 6 months.

10.97% over the last year.


Now tack on the dividends.


But here is the thing, Senile J.

I have been in the markets for decades.

I do not have to worry about short term blips.  Sure, I am sitting on about 60K in cash right now, waiting for a buying opportunity (it was 80K, but I invested $20K recently).  But I do not have to worry about making big moves.

Come to think of it, I probably have about $70K for buying right now because of recent dividends.

But this is just standard stuff.  I have to make buying decisions ongoing because I am making more money than I am spending.


I also own my house which is worth about $1.2 million in the current market.

I also own two plots of land that are worth a bit (not really much because they are in pretty remote areas).

I also own....rough estimate....$500K in assets like cars, guitars, and everything around the house.

This is the position you should be in at your advanced age.

And to be very clear, Retard Joe, this is not bragging.  This is just stating facts.  This is just how it is.  Wealth is not a major concern of mine.  Many of my friends have way more wealth than me.  I would not have quit my job in 2003 if I was worried about being rich because I made a lot of money.  I actually said to my wife just a few days ago "Imagine if I worked at *** for 15 more years instead of quitting.  Imagine how rich we would be." and she replied "Imagine how rich we would be if you just stayed 5 more years!"

And this is another thing:  A lot of people are happy living a very "low cost" life.  And I have no problem with that.  What the fuck do I care if they are not hurting anyone?

But you, Senile Joe, you are different.  You are obsessed with finances.  You talk about it all the time.  You praise these boring fucktards in your videos who talk about investing like they have everything solved.

You idolize them.

You would kiss their feet if you could.

You would kiss their asses.

You are pathetic.


Another Truth Bomb, you retard:  Most of those goofs int eh videos that you call experts simply took big chances and were lucky enough to do well.  For every one of them, there are a hundred who took big chances and lost everything.  You might as well praise someone who won the lottery if you are going to praise them.

I prefer my approach to the High Risk/High Reward or Lose Everything approach.  That is why I did it the way I did it.


What did you do, Retard Joe?  Nothing.  You did nothing.  You had no money until your mom gave you an inheritance.  You were poor until recently because you did nothing on your own.

And now what are you doing?  Still living in the same shitty apartment.  Still creeping on the same cashier girl at the grocery store.

Your life is almost over (BTW, that picture of your hands do not lie - you are old and sickly) and you are still unable to find pleasure.

No wife.

No girlfriend.

Alone.

Dumb.

Sad.



So, any big plans this week?

You dumb cunt.

DKG

Quote from: TheProwler on March 11, 2024, 03:28:48 AMThe TSX composite is up 3.18% over the last month.

7.70% over the last 6 months.

10.97% over the last year.


Now tack on the dividends.


But here is the thing, Senile J.

I have been in the markets for decades.

I do not have to worry about short term blips.  Sure, I am sitting on about 60K in cash right now, waiting for a buying opportunity (it was 80K, but I invested $20K recently).  But I do not have to worry about making big moves.

Come to think of it, I probably have about $70K for buying right now because of recent dividends.

But this is just standard stuff.  I have to make buying decisions ongoing because I am making more money than I am spending.


I also own my house which is worth about $1.2 million in the current market.

I also own two plots of land that are worth a bit (not really much because they are in pretty remote areas).

I also own....rough estimate....$500K in assets like cars, guitars, and everything around the house.

This is the position you should be in at your advanced age.

And to be very clear, Retard Joe, this is not bragging.  This is just stating facts.  This is just how it is.  Wealth is not a major concern of mine.  Many of my friends have way more wealth than me.  I would not have quit my job in 2003 if I was worried about being rich because I made a lot of money.  I actually said to my wife just a few days ago "Imagine if I worked at *** for 15 more years instead of quitting.  Imagine how rich we would be." and she replied "Imagine how rich we would be if you just stayed 5 more years!"

And this is another thing:  A lot of people are happy living a very "low cost" life.  And I have no problem with that.  What the fuck do I care if they are not hurting anyone?

But you, Senile Joe, you are different.  You are obsessed with finances.  You talk about it all the time.  You praise these boring fucktards in your videos who talk about investing like they have everything solved.

You idolize them.

You would kiss their feet if you could.

You would kiss their asses.

You are pathetic.


Another Truth Bomb, you retard:  Most of those goofs int eh videos that you call experts simply took big chances and were lucky enough to do well.  For every one of them, there are a hundred who took big chances and lost everything.  You might as well praise someone who won the lottery if you are going to praise them.

I prefer my approach to the High Risk/High Reward or Lose Everything approach.  That is why I did it the way I did it.


What did you do, Retard Joe?  Nothing.  You did nothing.  You had no money until your mom gave you an inheritance.  You were poor until recently because you did nothing on your own.

And now what are you doing?  Still living in the same shitty apartment.  Still creeping on the same cashier girl at the grocery store.

Your life is almost over (BTW, that picture of your hands do not lie - you are old and sickly) and you are still unable to find pleasure.

No wife.

No girlfriend.

Alone.

Dumb.

Sad.



So, any big plans this week?

You dumb cunt.

He has Thiel. Correction, Thiel has him.

JOE

Quote from: TheProwler on March 11, 2024, 03:28:48 AMThe TSX composite is up 3.18% over the last month.

7.70% over the last 6 months.

10.97% over the last year.


Now tack on the dividends.


But here is the thing, Senile J.

I have been in the markets for decades.

I do not have to worry about short term blips.  Sure, I am sitting on about 60K in cash right now, waiting for a buying opportunity (it was 80K, but I invested $20K recently).  But I do not have to worry about making big moves.

Come to think of it, I probably have about $70K for buying right now because of recent dividends.

But this is just standard stuff.  I have to make buying decisions ongoing because I am making more money than I am spending.


I also own my house which is worth about $1.2 million in the current market.

I also own two plots of land that are worth a bit (not really much because they are in pretty remote areas).

I also own....rough estimate....$500K in assets like cars, guitars, and everything around the house.

This is the position you should be in at your advanced age.

And to be very clear, Retard Joe, this is not bragging.  This is just stating facts.  This is just how it is.  Wealth is not a major concern of mine.  Many of my friends have way more wealth than me.  I would not have quit my job in 2003 if I was worried about being rich because I made a lot of money.  I actually said to my wife just a few days ago "Imagine if I worked at *** for 15 more years instead of quitting.  Imagine how rich we would be." and she replied "Imagine how rich we would be if you just stayed 5 more years!"

And this is another thing:  A lot of people are happy living a very "low cost" life.  And I have no problem with that.  What the fuck do I care if they are not hurting anyone?

But you, Senile Joe, you are different.  You are obsessed with finances.  You talk about it all the time.  You praise these boring fucktards in your videos who talk about investing like they have everything solved.

You idolize them.

You would kiss their feet if you could.

You would kiss their asses.

You are pathetic.


Another Truth Bomb, you retard:  Most of those goofs int eh videos that you call experts simply took big chances and were lucky enough to do well.  For every one of them, there are a hundred who took big chances and lost everything.  You might as well praise someone who won the lottery if you are going to praise them.

I prefer my approach to the High Risk/High Reward or Lose Everything approach.  That is why I did it the way I did it.


What did you do, Retard Joe?  Nothing.  You did nothing.  You had no money until your mom gave you an inheritance.  You were poor until recently because you did nothing on your own.

And now what are you doing?  Still living in the same shitty apartment.  Still creeping on the same cashier girl at the grocery store.

Your life is almost over (BTW, that picture of your hands do not lie - you are old and sickly) and you are still unable to find pleasure.

No wife.

No girlfriend.

Alone.

Dumb.

Sad.



So, any big plans this week?

You dumb cunt.


If you're such a 1%er, why do you waste your time in these forums T ? And why do you compare yourself to me? You keep saying I'm too old so I'm not your contemporary. I'm of a different generation and my values are vastly different.

You ought to be comparing yourself with Oerdin or Biggie Smiles. Same age, similar interests.

But you dont because you don't measure up to either. You know you can't. They live in nice   homes, better climates, lead happier lives, are smarter, have more money than you & have a higher social standing. They are your real competition and yet you never want to compare yourself to them.

How come, Prowler? You're always obsessed with keeping up with the Joneses but in reality they dont care about you and your nondescript life.

And you pick fights with middle aged moms at BF. What kind of man are you? That seems like a waste of time from a retired old dart who has too much time on his hands.

BtW You have a mouth fit for a sewer. I expect better from a 55 year old man who claims hes made it & then acts like a sniveling teenage brat.

Kingoffrogs

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Quote from: JOE on March 11, 2024, 10:33:25 AMIf you're such a 1%er, why do you waste your time in these forums T ? And why do you compare yourself to me? You keep saying I'm too old so I'm not your contemporary. I'm of a different generation and my values are vastly different.

You ought to be comparing yourself with Oerdin or Biggie Smiles. Same age, similar interests.

But you dont because you don't measure up to either. You know you can't. They live in nice   homes, better climates, lead happier lives, are smarter, have more money than you & have a higher social standing. They are your real competition and yet you never want to compare yourself to them.

How come, Prowler? You're always obsessed with keeping up with the Joneses but in reality they dont care about you and your nondescript life.

And you pick fights with middle aged moms at BF. What kind of man are you? That seems like a waste of time from a retired old dart who has too much time on his hands.

BtW You have a mouth fit for a sewer. I expect better from a 55 year old man who claims hes made it & then acts like a sniveling teenage brat.

Another truth bomb, Retard Joe!

No wife.

No girlfriend.

Alone.

Dumb.

Sad.


JOE

Quote from: Kingoffrogs on March 11, 2024, 11:38:09 AMAnother truth bomb, Retard Joe!

No wife.

No girlfriend.

Alone.

Dumb.

Sad.



...Have you paid off your credits cards yet avatar_Kingoffrogs ?

I'd lend you some, but I was gonna buy some more gold today.

Sorry about that.

Bradley


formosan

Quote from: Bradley on March 11, 2024, 12:45:24 PMCan I have some money guys?
Hello Bradley.......are you going through some difficult times?
too old to be a fashionista

TheProwler

Quote from: JOE on March 11, 2024, 10:33:25 AMIf you're such a 1%er


Am I?

It is not something I worry about.



Quote from: JOE on March 11, 2024, 10:33:25 AMwhy do you waste your time in these forums


Perverse pleasure.



Quote from: JOE on March 11, 2024, 10:33:25 AMAnd why do you compare yourself to me?

To make you feel inadequate and ashamed.


Quote from: JOE on March 11, 2024, 10:33:25 AMYou keep saying I'm too old so I'm not your contemporary. I'm of a different generation and my values are vastly different.

So you are not just a loser, you are an old loser.


Quote from: JOE on March 11, 2024, 10:33:25 AMYou ought to be comparing yourself with Oerdin or Biggie Smiles. Same age, similar interests.

I have no problem comparing myself to anyone.

But I ought to do what I feel like doing, Senile J

And I feel like taking a dump on your forehead, so that is what I am doing.


Quote from: JOE on March 11, 2024, 10:33:25 AMBut you dont because you don't measure up to either. You know you can't. They live in nice   homes, better climates, lead happier lives, are smarter, have more money than you & have a higher social standing. They are your real competition and yet you never want to compare yourself to them.

I have no idea if any of that is true.

Do you have any proof?


Quote from: JOE on March 11, 2024, 10:33:25 AMHow come, Prowler? You're always obsessed with keeping up with the Joneses but in reality they dont care about you and your nondescript life.

I have zero interest in "Keeping up with the Jones."

You are lost, Senile J.

I live my life without worrying about that shit.

It is too bad you cannot do the same....especially given your shitty situation.


Quote from: JOE on March 11, 2024, 10:33:25 AMAnd you pick fights with middle aged moms at BF. What kind of man are you? That seems like a waste of time from a retired old dart who has too much time on his hands.

Fat Lily and Murdock are disgusting human beings.

They should know that...so I educate them.


Quote from: JOE on March 11, 2024, 10:33:25 AMBtW You have a mouth fit for a sewer. I expect better from a 55 year old man who claims hes made it & then acts like a sniveling teenage brat.

Shut up, you dumb cunt.

Brent

Quote from: TheProwler on March 11, 2024, 03:53:44 PMAm I?

It is not something I worry about.




Perverse pleasure.



To make you feel inadequate and ashamed.


So you are not just a loser, you are an old loser.


I have no problem comparing myself to anyone.

But I ought to do what I feel like doing, Senile J

And I feel like taking a dump on your forehead, so that is what I am doing.


I have no idea if any of that is true.

Do you have any proof?


I have zero interest in "Keeping up with the Jones."

You are lost, Senile J.

I live my life without worrying about that shit.

It is too bad you cannot do the same....especially given your shitty situation.


Fat Lily and Murdock are disgusting human beings.

They should know that...so I educate them.


Shut up, you dumb cunt.

Joe is flat broke.

James Bond

Quote from: TheProwler on March 10, 2024, 10:17:58 PMI actually posted it on BF and they started PMing J asking him for financial advice.
They would.

JOE

... T sez....

Quote from: TheProwler on March 11, 2024, 03:28:48 AMYou dumb cunt.

...and this what it sounds like


...that must impress everyone irl, especially da broads.

JOE

Back on topic, here's something that might interest avatar_DKG al tho I'm sure he's more than well aware of it:

https://www.gurufocus.com/shiller-PE.php

The Shiller Index.

Right now, it's at 35 which is considered rather high.

Any higher than that, and it's close to its record, after which it tumbled quite a bit.

I believe a more stable level is 15-20? 22?

So if a person is waiting for a dip in the markets, the higher it goes the better cuz the graph indicates that it inevitably falls when the markets drop again.

So...I suppose if a person is waiting for a major correction, if the Index shoots way past its previous record, all the better, eh avatar_DKG ?

TheProwler

Quote from: JOE on March 11, 2024, 11:45:42 PMBack on topic, here's something that might interest avatar_DKG al tho I'm sure he's more than well aware of it:

https://www.gurufocus.com/shiller-PE.php

The Shiller Index.

Right now, it's at 35 which is considered rather high.

Any higher than that, and it's close to its record, after which it tumbled quite a bit.

I believe a more stable level is 15-20? 22?

So if a person is waiting for a dip in the markets, the higher it goes the better cuz the graph indicates that it inevitably falls when the markets drop again.

So...I suppose if a person is waiting for a major correction, if the Index shoots way past its previous record, all the better, eh avatar_DKG ?

That is not for the TSX, you fuckin' moron.


The PE Ratio for the TSX Composite is 20.1



You must have shit for brains.
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DKG

Quote from: TheProwler on March 12, 2024, 03:24:35 AMThat is not for the TSX, you fuckin' moron.


The PE Ratio for the TSX Composite is 20.1



You must have shit for brains.

Joe does no research before he posts his lies and his cries for attention.

Oliver the Second

Quote from: Bradley on March 09, 2024, 03:34:10 PMI don't know if you know this trick but if you go to a casino's roulette table and it lands on black twice, there's an almost 100% chance (way higher than 50%) that it will land on red.



No there isn't. The odds are exactly the same for every spin of the wheel. Previous results have no influence.