You must insult the person above you.

[Frood]

Uses a Tic Tac case as a protective sports cup.

[Renegade Quark]

No longer needs a cup since he transitioned.

[Herman]

He had to cancel his appointment at the sperm bank. He couldn't cum.

[Shen Li]

It's not his wife's birthday or their anniversary that makes him think of dinner by candlelight. It's a power failure.

[Renegade Quark]

Her last date was a conjugal visit at GITMO.

[Shen Li]

The only time he can multi-task is when he's watching porn, masturbating, and keeping an eye on the door at the same time.

[Frood]

Was the original Eve in the garden of Eden  but she misheard Adam when he said "leave"..

[Renegade Quark]

His face looks like he has been bobbing for french fries.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Goes to family reunions to try to get a date.

[Frood]

Pulls tricks at reunions and offers a family discount.

[Renegade Quark]

Is on the Epstein client list.

[Shen Li]

He was in a bar when some random guy called him a cheapskate. RQ was so angry he threw the guy's drink in his face.

[Frood]

Washed her crotch with No More Tears baby shampoo before meeting Joe Biden...

[Renegade Quark]

Is Cornpop.

[Frood]

Took Cornpop to the Harvest Festival AND Prom.