You must insult the person above you.

[J E B Stuart]

This well-known meme was taken verbatim from Prof's life story:



Amen.

[Herman]

Old Stu will whip it out anywhere.

[Shen Li]

Herman was so drunk yesterday.

When he got to the bottom of the stairs he took off his shoes, pants, shirt and underwear.

Then he quietly crept upstairs.

It was only when he got to the top of the stairs did he realize he was on a double-decker bus.

[Herman]

Old Shen Li explaining her job.

[Lab Flaker]

You're a sexy bastard with pears for titties....

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

He has a great job that takes him to fine places around the world.

He's a guinea pig for experimental drugs.

Part of the side effects makes him think he's traveling.

[Shen Li]

Prof's only problem with women breastfeeding in public is that they never wink back.