You will not believe your eyes on this one!

[Dove]

In Florida we get to shoot them

 I told my man we need to get out of the house more this summer and he said "why so hill folk can come in while we are gone and squat?"

 I was like....dude...this is the most boring suburban area of our state lol

 I said we can rip my pants and he can slap me a few times and then shoot the squatter and say he tried to rape me.

 Or.....move to FL. 

[Lokmar]

I told my man we need to get out of the house more this summer and he said "why so hill folk can come in while we are gone and squat?"

 I was like....dude...this is the most boring suburban area of our state lol

 I said we can rip my pants and he can slap me a few times and then shoot the squatter and say he tried to rape me.

 Or.....move to FL. 

You guys could move to Tennessee. Its Red and not too far away from Michigan.

[Oliver the Second]

Why do all these "poor downtrodden migrants" always have sparkling white perfect teeth?

[Herman]

Bro... let me come to my home and find some dude claiming he has the right to live there.

I don't give a shit what the law is. Nobody stays in my house unless I invite them.

[Dove]

You guys could move to Tennessee. Its Red and not too far away from Michigan.

 It's pretty methed up TN.

 I actually loved living in FL. I wouldn't mind being back down there....just not in Broward County.

 He hates being constantly worried about the house maintenance. I said "hey we could move to a townhouse in FL" and his face lit right up lol.

 It would take some time. He would have his brother buy him out since they both own this house. His brother would sell his place and buy this one.

 He also talked about staying in MI and getting a place in one of the many small towns in this state. He knows I love them. 

 Maybe go way up north.

[Biggie Smiles]

Why do all these "poor downtrodden migrants" always have sparkling white perfect teeth?

And thousand dollar iPhones

[DKG]

And thousand dollar iPhones

That does seem rather odd for people who supoosedly have nothing.

[Thiel]

In Florida we get to shoot them