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Started by Flynn, March 31, 2024, 06:33:05 AM

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Flynn

Quote from: Garraty_47 on April 06, 2024, 12:35:13 PMWow... that escalated quickly.
Was it something I said?
**gigglesnort**

Yes, I can picture you snorting like an overfed pot-belly pig, rolling around in the muck of stupidity that seems to reside at silly enclaves like this one.

Cat Puncher, you give yourself too much credit for things that absolutely have nothing to do with your off brand chain smoking cigarette ass. In fact, it's in my firm belief that if your dull and boring self were to ever get abducted by life outside our galaxy, and with one look at your limp wristed intelligence, they would obliterate the shit out of us and become our masters not by force but by a simple competition called a "Spelling Bee."

Representing Planet Earth:

*Garraty
*reaper
*frood
*biggie pussy drip
*EKG


Representing hostile invaders:

*1980's Commodore Vic-20 with auto play tape deck for all your computing and gaming needs

*Half-solved Rubiks Cube

*Steaming pile of dog shit

*Breakfall's dead mother

*Caskur's gap


RESULT: Hostile invader win 4-1, losing one match because the tapedeck got jammed up.
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Flynn

Quote from: caskur on April 03, 2024, 01:54:31 PMNo it is the antibiotic. 

It's murdering all the proteus mirabilis...


So there... :dirol:


Thank you for your warm get well wishes.

Why must I be the one always having the chore of having to read about your gross ailments all the while having to wish you on a speedy recovery at the same time?

You should be paying me a salary to be your mental nurse maid.

Freak.
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Flynn

Quote from: Lokmar on April 03, 2024, 05:25:59 PMIf "she" had a dick, "she" would be a he, douchebag. Kinda like a certain Flynnbecile that claims to be a she but is still a he, regardless of his having a flaccid micro penis.

Yeah. kinda like when you prance around here telling everyone how stupid they are because their political beliefs don't line up with your cock-eyed fanatic extreme Hamas-like views on society. Furthermore, you cement the fact that you're a proven dumbass who throws around "words" like "ain't," "nigger," and well "ain't."

In closing, if in fact you weren't sucking your daughter's donkey dick on a nightly basis, you wouldn't be out here trying to defend the cow's honor by bleeting out,

"She ain't got no dick!"

Get the fuck out of here you ancient relic, you should have perished in the great flood.
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Frood

Quote from: Flynn on April 08, 2024, 03:11:53 AMSpeaking of, "retarded."

Does it never occur to your simpleton mind that not every single boogie monster that lurks in what little brain you have left from your days of drinking that cheap swill of alcohol, is me? Now, I can fully understand the PTSD I may have inflicted upon your dour and lowly self esteem, but to try to accuse me of once again being every single thing that goes bump in the night is simply ludicrous.

You sound like a fool trying to connect the dots, using 3000 feet of pink yarn to play detective dickhead, thinking you know anything about me, except what you read when I'm telling you what an absolute dickhole you are.

Now, quit being a dumbass and go run along with the rest of The Blue Cashew Fucktards.

tf;dr
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Frood

Quote from: Flynn on April 08, 2024, 03:58:01 AMYes, I can picture you snorting like an overfed pot-belly pig, rolling around in the muck of stupidity that seems to reside at silly enclaves like this one.

Cat Puncher, you give yourself too much credit for things that absolutely have nothing to do with your off brand chain smoking cigarette ass. In fact, it's in my firm belief that if your dull and boring self were to ever get abducted by life outside our galaxy, and with one look at your limp wristed intelligence, they would obliterate the shit out of us and become our masters not by force but by a simple competition called a "Spelling Bee."

Representing Planet Earth:

*Garraty
*reaper
*frood
*biggie pussy drip
*EKG


Representing hostile invaders:

*1980's Commodore Vic-20 with auto play tape deck for all your computing and gaming needs

*Half-solved Rubiks Cube

*Steaming pile of dog shit

*Breakfall's dead mother

*Caskur's gap


RESULT: Hostile invader win 4-1, losing one match because the tapedeck got jammed up.

tf;dr
Blahhhhhh...

caskur

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Quote from: Flynn on April 08, 2024, 04:14:39 AMWhy must I be the one always having the chore of having to read about your gross ailments all the while having to wish you on a speedy recovery at the same time?

You should be paying me a salary to be your mental nurse maid.

Freak.

Your 31 st President Hoover lived in my state.. you didn't know that did you?


You could benefit learning from me.

"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Biggie Smiles

oh man, my scroll wheel got a work out this morning

Garraty_47

Oh hey Flynn.
Are/were you "Curious" or have you simply been replying to every response in this thread since your last visit?

No, that can't be it because you didn't bestow "Curious" with your voluminous attentions and that would have been just plain rude, something we all know you've never been.


Anyway, I guess you didn't get the memo:
'Cat Puncher' has been overused and is neither effective nor funny anymore.
You can thank Reaper for wearing that one out.

Speaking of spelling bees, I was well on my way to winning one in junior high school when the bitch of a teacher insisted on pronouncing "coerce" as "coHerse". Multiple times (I knew there was something wrong and requested she repeat it). Not that I'm bitter about it... I just hope she died choking on some word she was trying but failing to pronounce properly.

Today's the eclipse, ya know.
You should definitely go outside and check it out, maybe touch some grass while you're out there. It's not guaranteed to cure whatever has soured your disposition but it sure as fuck can't hurt.

Smooches!

Lokmar

Quote from: Flynn on April 08, 2024, 04:22:23 AMYeah. kinda like when you prance around here telling everyone how stupid they are because their political beliefs don't line up with your cock-eyed fanatic extreme Hamas-like views on society. Furthermore, you cement the fact that you're a proven dumbass who throws around "words" like "ain't," "nigger," and well "ain't."

In closing, if in fact you weren't sucking your daughter's donkey dick on a nightly basis, you wouldn't be out here trying to defend the cow's honor by bleeting out,

"She ain't got no dick!"

Get the fuck out of here you ancient relic, you should have perished in the great flood.

Eat a bag of nigger dicks, nigger.

Hope this helps!
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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Lokmar on April 08, 2024, 09:24:25 AMEat a bag of nigger dicks, nigger.

Hope this helps!
Admin wants to know if there will be any left over for him?

Apparently things are a bit dry for him in that department according to that silly sock account that posts in the gossip thread.
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Curious

You and your wild accusations. Someone ought to kick your ass down and break off some chunks for Oak. Thats how fat your Virginian ass is, its fucking bigger than Virginia and most states combined since all you do is act cool on these forums 24/7 and your cats go without on everything your ass should be fucking reported for being a scumbag owner. You kitty cat rapist and slayer. Hundreds thousands of them in your freezer and gut. Sickest ever kitty cat scroundreller. What is your disease to do that to the innocent furrballs? and you served US 4 years? you probably diddled all your fellow soldiers and their kids. I got the pics from a friend. Oh no soldier is worth a single fuck and should be ended in nothing but suffering pool of blood and guts. You and dem are worth nothing at all. Fuck all your services. I hope the Eclispsia knocks you out and your kitties kill you. It will be the first food of their precious lives maggot fucker

Biggie Smiles


Curious

Obviously G YOU dick sucking monster. Like Duh don't you read? Its between me and him for fuck sakes. Mind your own business now or you will feel my wrath and it worse than fucking sewage Majors. SO be afraid. I've been known to break sites and I can break this one in several pieces any time. You've been warned by us.
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