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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Frood on April 15, 2024, 03:16:55 PMI'm doing the same with my Seaboobs....  :thumbup2:
Not if I post another picture of my kitchen  :crampe:
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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Dove on April 15, 2024, 03:41:21 PMNah, I'll pass.
Imagine trying to sex traffic admin to gay brothels where EVERYONE already knows him -- intimately
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Sancho

You can't pass me up. We are meant to be together forever Dove. Nothing no one will get in the way of that.

Lokmar

Quote from: Dove on April 15, 2024, 03:40:06 PMEeeeewwwww goddammit!!  :facepalm:  :crampe:

Is that an actual website? Fuck, I just made that shit up on the fly!  :crampe:
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It's Poppy

Seriously, I think Gary should get a fractal subforum at BC.

Dove

Quote from: Lokmar on April 15, 2024, 03:45:31 PMIs that an actual website? Fuck, I just made that shit up on the fly!  :crampe:

 I did NOT click that to find out  :crampe:
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Dove

My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Lokmar

Quote from: Dove on April 15, 2024, 03:58:46 PMI did NOT click that to find out  :crampe:

OK, after what you said, I wasnt going to! I did think about it tho!  :pardon:
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Dove

We have the terminex guy here right now.

Last summer I got bit the fucking ass cheek by a brown recluse. And then I got MRSA in my ass cheek.

My man was so horrified he called terminex and had the entire property sprayed. Twice to make sure.

He was floored at how for years I've been out doorsy...I camped..I lived in that trailer in the woods for 3 years and never got MRSA from a spider bite until I moved into his house in the MI suburbs.

Now we get pest sprayed every year. We had fucking fungus gnats in the garbage disposal from a plant I received as a gift. They are dead now thank God.

So that's my day.

My man is busy making more money in a few hours than Sancho makes all month.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Garraty_47

Quote from: Aylana on April 15, 2024, 03:51:38 PMSeriously, I think Gary should get a fractal subforum at BC.

Ask not for whom the fractal iterates lest the fractal iterate for thee.

Also: no.
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Lokmar

Quote from: Dove on April 15, 2024, 04:06:10 PMWe have the terminex guy here right now.

Last summer I got bit the fucking ass cheek by a brown recluse. And then I got MRSA in my ass cheek.

My man was so horrified he called terminex and had the entire property sprayed. Twice to make sure.

He was floored at how for years I've been out doorsy...I camped..I lived in that trailer in the woods for 3 years and never got MRSA from a spider bite until I moved into his house in the MI suburbs.

Now we get pest sprayed every year. We had fucking fungus gnats in the garbage disposal from a plant I received as a gift. They are dead now thank God.

So that's my day.

My man is busy making more money in a few hours than Sancho makes all month.

We have them here. I cant spray the whole house unless I get rid of my reef tank. Exterminator says all the fish will die.

Look at it this way, at least it didnt bite you in the face! A buddy of mine has a nasty scar from that.

Dove

Quote from: Lokmar on April 15, 2024, 04:53:33 PMWe have them here. I cant spray the whole house unless I get rid of my reef tank. Exterminator says all the fish will die.

 Well we have two cats, a dog and a rabbit and had two tree frogs (one passed from old age and the other died because of some issue with the tank) and the guy said its fine.

 They all lived last year.  :dontknow:

 And yes I have a scar on my ass.
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Paige

Garraty_47 is really amusing, handsome, smart, thoughtful but why doesn't get a hair cut? I think he would be even hotter if he just let go. A shave too. I would seriously make a profile anywhere just get to know him but that bummish look as to go. I'm not sorry for typing this. I'm genuinely interested in him but that puts me so off about him

deadskinmask

i think he had an animated avatar that was taken from his picture.... it had a kinda "Big Lebowski" vibe with a touch of Bob Seger.... i think thats a fuckin cool look....
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Moonie

Quote from: Paige on April 15, 2024, 06:14:09 PMGarraty_47 is really amusing, handsome, smart, thoughtful but why doesn't get a hair cut? I think he would be even hotter if he just let go. A shave too. I would seriously make a profile anywhere just get to know him but that bummish look as to go. I'm not sorry for typing this. I'm genuinely interested in him but that puts me so off about him

You have to hear his accent too. Lol :pardon:  :love (2):
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