The Stripper Index - Can it predict Market Crashes or Economic Recessions?

[JOE]

The current situation - me and my co-workers pulled the fire alarm 4 months ago and nobody is listening

...so do you and your workmates think the US economy is worsening, gonna get even worse in 2025 LokmarL okmeer?

What the man on the Ground say?

[Thiel]

Sex workers are going to be fine.

 Because if I learned anything as a stripper...it's that men will always spend money on sex and women no matter how much they are struggling.

 They'll buy lap dances over groceries.

 Fucking knuckle draggers.

Jo Jo never had the money for lap dances from men or groceries before we became a couple. Now he gives me lap dances.

[Lokmar]

Well I bought s'more silver today.

so ya beddah be right.... LokmarL okmeer!

Or else I'm firing you as my Financial Advisor, Bud.

I'm counting on ya.

Truth be known, I'm not bullish on Silver.

I'm jes throwin my hat inta the ring cuz silver has been going up a lot lately

And its latest gains exceeds those of Mighty Gold - which has gone up a lot.

So I thought, what the heck. $600 US aint that much to risk on 20 ounces.

I might buy a bit more, but I don't wanna go on in massive on silver because the downside risk for this metal is higher than gold, and if it tanks, it often goes down 50% or more. gold is more like 30% downside risk tho

Well motherfucker, lets hope silver goes to $0!!!!

KA-POWNED!

[Thiel]

Well motherfucker, lets hope silver goes to $0!!!!

KA-POWNED!

If it does, Jo Jo will blow his allowance on something else. I overlook his child-like foolish behavior because he is great in bed.

[Lokmar]

...so do you and your workmates think the US economy is worsening, gonna get even worse in 2025 LokmarL okmeer?

What the man on the Ground say?

It depends.
Much better if Saint Trump wins, even the libs believe it
Same as now or worse if biden wins. libs believe that too.

My company is still manipulating its stock by lying to the investors saying we'll have a flat year. Its fucking DOWN, DOWN, DOWN!!!!! Not 40% down but way more than 10%. By lying to the investors, they keep em in the pot plus they dont have to revise our AOP so they wont be paying us bonus' at years end.

Its a typical libtard woke assed company. Greedy fucking woke assed libtards.

[JOE]

Well motherfucker, lets hope silver goes to $0!!!!

KA-POWNED!

Yer Silver didn't so so good today... LokmarL okmeer!

It went down by more than 2%, eh?

As soon as I buy on your recommendation, it goes down, eh.

What gives?

[Lokmar]

Yer Silver didn't so so good today... LokmarL okmeer!

It went down by more than 2%, eh?

As soon as I buy on your recommendation, it goes down, eh.

What gives?

Your dumb ass should have went all in when it was $22.50 like I told you. Hold till it goes above $30 or else you're a bitch.