It's a conspiracy!

[Oliver the Second]

This one says the American Embassy in Australia received calls warning about the assassination before it happened -

[Oliver the Second]

So what's going on (or about to go on) in France?

[Oliver the Second]

Vast underground city found under pyramids!

[Frood]

The best or the worst unkept secret... dunno which one.

It's technology that has been lost. 

[Oliver the Second]

SpaceX rocket my ass. Thousands of rockets have been launched but I never saw anything like this.

(no sound)

[Reggie Essent]

SpaceX rocket my ass. Thousands of rockets have been launched but I never saw anything like this.

(no sound)

WTF?  That ain't no rocket.

[Garraty_47]

WTF?  That ain't no rocket.

Oh hey! My Uber's here.
So long and thanks for all the fish.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Oh hey! My Uber's here.
So long and thanks for all the fish.

The Vogons showed up a bit earlier than expected.   

[Garraty_47]

The Vogons showed up a bit earlier than expected.   

More time for an extended poetry reading then.
Aren't we the lucky ones?

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

More time for an extended poetry reading then.
Aren't we the lucky ones?

Ugh, Vogon poetry.  I think I'd rather listen to AOC do a reading of a porn script.

[Reggie Essent]

Ugh, Vogon poetry.  I think I'd rather listen to AOC do a reading of a porn script.

As long as she wears a top that shows off that nice rack.

[Oliver the Second]

Jeffrey Epstein accuser Virginia Giuffre seriously injured after wreck



Jeffrey Epstein accuser Virginia Giuffre, formerly known as Virginia Roberts, said on Instagram Sunday that she has just days to live after a high-speed crash involving a school bus in Australia led to kidney failure.

"This year has been the worst start to a new year, but I won't bore anyone with the details but I think it [is] important to note that when a school bus driver comes at you driving 110km (about 70 mph) as we were slowing for a turn that no matter what your car is made of it might as well be a tin can," Giuffre posted along with an image of herself showing bruises on her face, head and torso from a hospital bed.

"I've gone into kidney renal failure, they've given me four days to live, transferring me to a specialist hospital in urology."

"On March 24, in rural Western Australia, a school bus hit the car in which she was riding," she told Fox News Digital. "The police were called but said that there was no one available to come to the scene. They asked if anyone was injured and suggested that if they were, they should make their way to the hospital."

Giuffre is among the most publicly visible accusers of the alleged sex trafficker Epstein, his convicted accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell, and their friend the British Prince Andrew.

Court documents from Giuffre's court battles have made public thousands of pages of documents that shed light on Epstein's case that would otherwise have remained out of public view, including Epstein's contact book and flight logs and sworn depositions from Epstein and Maxwell.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/jeffrey-epstein-accuser-virginia-giuffre-seriously-injured-after-wreck

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Wow.....

[Oliver the Second]

US government announces it has achieved ability to 'manipulate space and time' with new technology



The Trump Administration quietly revealed it has futuristic technologies that literally bend time during a speech on 'the golden age of American innovation.'

The director of the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy, Michael Kratsios, declared that the US currently has the ability to 'manipulate time and space' and 'leave distance annihilated.'

Kratsios made the bold statement on Monday during the Endless Frontiers Retreat, a scientific conference in Texas focused on promoting US technological innovations to maintain global competitiveness.

The comments that the US already has the ability to manipulate time and space stoked the flames of government conspiracy theorists online.

'Did he just say the quiet bit out loud?' one person on X asked.

'Is this the US secret weapon Trump was talking about?' another person asked, referencing to a cryptic statement by President Trump on April 9 -"We have a weapon that no one has a clue what it is. And this is the most powerful weapon in the world, which is more powerful than anyone even close." Trump claimed.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14622077/US-government-announces-achieved-ability-manipulate-space-time-new-technology.html

[Garraty_47]

US government announces it has achieved ability to 'manipulate space and time' with new technology



The Trump Administration quietly revealed it has futuristic technologies that literally bend time during a speech on 'the golden age of American innovation.'

The director of the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy, Michael Kratsios, declared that the US currently has the ability to 'manipulate time and space' and 'leave distance annihilated.'

Kratsios made the bold statement on Monday during the Endless Frontiers Retreat, a scientific conference in Texas focused on promoting US technological innovations to maintain global competitiveness.

The comments that the US already has the ability to manipulate time and space stoked the flames of government conspiracy theorists online.

'Did he just say the quiet bit out loud?' one person on X asked.

'Is this the US secret weapon Trump was talking about?' another person asked, referencing to a cryptic statement by President Trump on April 9 -"We have a weapon that no one has a clue what it is. And this is the most powerful weapon in the world, which is more powerful than anyone even close." Trump claimed.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14622077/US-government-announces-achieved-ability-manipulate-space-time-new-technology.html

It's called 'quantum entanglement', or as Einstein called it "spooky actions at a distance".

It's not new and has no practical applications; probably won't for quite some time if ever.