It's a conspiracy!

[Oliver the Second]

[Lokmar]

I hope the aliens come and kill all the faggits and libtards!!!

[Oliver the Second]

THEY HAVE BEEN WATCHING US FOR DECADES

NASA ANNOUNCES DISCOVERY OF 2025-PN7

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

If they show up and present us with a book titled "To Serve Man", I'm heading underground.

[Oliver the Second]

Top Trump Officials Are Moving into Military Bases Over Assassination Fears

 

[Lokmar]

Top Trump Officials Are Moving into Military Bases Over Assassination Fears

 

Deputize me to go out and start mowing down libs. Problem solved.

[Oliver the Second]

Strange things happening underground...


This volcano just erupted for the 1st time in 12,000 years



A long-dormant volcano has just erupted for the first time in recorded history.

The Hayli Gubbi volcano in northern Ethiopia's Afar Region erupted for the first time in at least 12,000 years early Sunday morning local time, according to Volcano Discovery, a website that tracks active volcanoes around the world.

The eruption spewed large plumes of ash and smoke over Ethiopia and across the Red Sea toward the Arabian Peninsula. Large amounts of sulfur dioxide were also emitted. Satellite images appear to show a massive cloud of ash moving over the Red Sea.

The Volcanic Ash Advisory Center in Toulouse, France, released an advisory to planes flying in the region, indicating that ash had reached altitudes of 49,000 feet. Air traffic controllers as far as India were bracing for possible flight disruptions as a result of the drifting ash cover, according to reports.

There were no casualties as a result of the eruption, local officials told The Associated Press. But the livelihoods of nearby communities of livestock herders could be impacted because many villages have been covered in ash, leaving little land for the animals to graze on.
https://abcnews.go.com/International/volcano-erupted-1st-time-10000-years/story?id=127823393



Earthquake swarm hits California...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-15306055/earthquake-swarm-rocks-California-one-day.html



And 31/Atlas will be closest to Earth on December 19, 2025...

Major 3I/ATLAS update as mysterious signal 'could be message from alien's home planet'
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/major-3iatlas-update-mysterious-could-36293386


    COINCIDENCE?

 

[Oliver the Second]

7.0 quake hit Alaska on Saturday
https://earthquake.alaska.edu/december-6-magnitude-7-near-canadian-border

7.6 quake hit Japan this morning
https://www.foxweather.com/weather-news/magnitude-7-6-earthquake-japan-government-tsunami-warning

Who's next?

[Brent]

7.0 quake hit Alaska on Saturday
https://earthquake.alaska.edu/december-6-magnitude-7-near-canadian-border

7.6 quake hit Japan this morning
https://www.foxweather.com/weather-news/magnitude-7-6-earthquake-japan-government-tsunami-warning

Who's next?

I hope everything from BC to California.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

I hope everything from BC to California.

But leave Hawaii alone because I don't want the price of Kona coffee to go through the roof.

[Brent]

But leave Hawaii alone because I don't want the price of Kona coffee to go through the roof.

Hawaii is off limits. Kona coffee is just too important.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Hawaii is off limits. Kona coffee is just too important.

Amen.