It's a conspiracy!

[formosan]

Okay this is getting weird...

Went shopping this morning. While standing in the checkout line I grab a package of this lip balm -




About an hour and half later I log into YouTube and get the "Help YouTube by answering one question" thing...

This was the question -





"I believe in coincidences. But I don't trust coincidences." - Garak, Star Trek DS9

Oh my Oliver.....that's very suspicious.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Okay this is getting weird...

Went shopping this morning. While standing in the checkout line I grab a package of this lip balm -




About an hour and half later I log into YouTube and get the "Help YouTube by answering one question" thing...

This was the question -





"I believe in coincidences. But I don't trust coincidences." - Garak, Star Trek DS9

George Orwell would call it a "mere happenstance".

[Oliver the Second]

Shamelessly swiped from elsewhere -




>Removes Maduro
>Blows up the tomb of Hugo Chavez for teh lulz
>Trump claims the new leader will listen to him and his expectations on Venezuela or another 3 hour regime change will happen
>Sanctions end on Venezuelan oil and the world can buy it again
>The Venezuelan government becomes wealthy again under close US watch so long as they don't fuck around
>The people become happy and ally themselves with the west
>Gas prices drop
>Russia suffers from price drop
>Can't afford foreign soldiers anymore especially since they know about the bait and switch methods now
>Has to send their own population
>Causes revolution because they don't want to lose their kids to a shitty war
>Russia is balkanized and war with Ukraine ends
>Iran already on the verge of collapse
>Closing the strait of Hormuz is no longer a threat to global oil supply
>US launches attack in name of protesters
>Ayatollahs disappear and the Shah returns
>LotusBud hospitalized after screaming for a week

Okay I made up that last part. 

[Lokmar]

Shamelessly swiped from elsewhere -


>Ayatollahs disappear and the Shah returns

My son and I believe the Shah will return. We were just discussing it in depth a few days ago.

[Oliver the Second]

E.T. IS GONNA STEAL OUR MONEY!!!!!!

[Herman]

E.T. IS GONNA STEAL OUR MONEY!!!!!!

Brother are you channelling old Joe.

[Oliver the Second]

Brother are you channelling old Joe.

Space aliens, why not? Nothing surprises me anymore these days 

[Oliver the Second]

World War III - Now with zombies!

[Normandclirl]

Learn Who are the Jews?

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with their alleged ceasefire, the end of the war in Gaza (per Trump). They halted the Gainsaid (destroying children with aerial bombings). And now they are gradually starving and eliminating them in slow motion.

Don't hesitate to call it what it is

AIPAC (

) and The Evangelical Church (America) are creating a GENOCIDE.

AIPAC, The Evangelical Church, Miriam Adelson, Elon Musk, and timothy mellon and   America tax payer, and Israel destroyed over 785,000 students' ability to attend school and learn. Their actions resulted in the complete destruction of 494 schools and universities, many of which were destroyed by bombing.

The most devastating genocide in the world is being carried out by the follwoing :

1- Benjamin Netanyahu and Donald Trump
2- The Evangelical Church in USA.
3- AIPAC, brows 

4- Miriam Adelson brows

5- Elon Musk.
6- Timothy mellonand brows

 
 
Which kill innocent women and children in Gaza.

May the eyes of starving children haunt us all

https://www.jewishvoiceforlabour.org.uk/article/may-the-eyes-of-starving-children-haunt-us-all/

https://www.tiktok.com/@charitymealsuk/video/7534294624647580950?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7537073515586897430

https://www.dci-palestine.org/starving_a_generation_report_indicts_israel_for_weaponizing_starvation_as_a_tool_of_genocide

https://www.tiktok.com/@1948nakba.p4/video/7536871676156398870?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7537073515586897430

The Torah, which is part of the Bible, has commanded that the same be done to the Jews. The order of the Torah, which is part of the Bible, is to immediately kill any Jew you see on the street. Since the Jews in Gaza have also killed women and children, you should kill any Jews - men, women, and children - as soon as you see them, whether on the street or anywhere else. And because they have killed everyone in Gaza without mercy, you must do the same to them. If you carry out these actions, you will be following the order of the Torah, which is part of the Bible, and you will be rewarded by going to heaven.

[Oliver the Second]

I've heard of the missing UFO scientist but I didn't realize there were so many others too.

[Herman]

I've heard of the missing UFO scientist but I didn't realize there were so many others too.

This deaadskinmask's kind of video.

[Oliver the Second]

Another scientist found dead after saying "My life is in danger"

[Oliver the Second]

Dead scientist #12