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[Lokmar]

Four hours??  Am I supposed to beat off to porn the entire time?!?!

Your prostate will thank you for the extra attention!

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Your prostate will thank you for the extra attention!

Dude, you're not a doctor.  You just play one on TV.

[Rancidmilko]

I was getting some error about a database problem when I tried logging in today

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

I was getting some error about a database problem when I tried logging in today

Clean all the tranny pron from your cache.


You're welcome.

[Rancidmilko]

Clean all the tranny pron from your cache.


You're welcome.

I tried that and it didn't w...

NO, WAIT!

[DKG]

I was getting some error about a database problem when I tried logging in today

So was I??

[Lokmar]

same. STarted about 1am CST for me.

[Garraty_47]

From what I understand it was a temporary database hiccup that Biggie remedied earlier today.

[Thiel]

Four hours??  Am I supposed to beat off to porn the entire time?!?!

Jo Jo and I had sex during that time.

[Reggie Essent]

I saw the message and just wandered off somewhere else.

[Rancidmilko]

I saw the message and just wandered off somewhere else.

You need one of those GPS wristbands

My dad didn't want to get one, so I just installed tracking software in his phone without his knowledge

[Reggie Essent]

You need one of those GPS wristbands

My dad didn't want to get one, so I just installed tracking software in his phone without his knowledge

That's funny.   I went on a trip out west back in October and my daughter made me activate my phone GPS just in case I got lost between here and Idaho.

[Rancidmilko]

That's funny.   I went on a trip out west back in October and my daughter made me activate my phone GPS just in case I got lost between here and Idaho.

My father is still pretty lucid, but you never know.

[Reggie Essent]

My father is still pretty lucid, but you never know.

Well, I found my way to Idaho and back no problem except it pissed me off on the way back because the smoke from all the forest fires blocked out my view of the Tetons.  There's a place to stop on the northern route where you can get spectacular images of the mountains but it was too fucking smoky that day.

I heard later the fires were started by careless camnpers.

Stupid fucking hippies.

[Lab Flaker]

My father is still pretty lucid, but you never know.

Fuck your father you kaffir! Löl