Just another reason to love my state

[Biggie Smiles]

[JOE]

Actually Biggie Smiles Bigly I hear one way men get around this now is they have girlfriends in different countries. So when they wanna see them they fly there. That way the laws here don't apply there. So if the relationship ends the guy isnt on the hook for anything.

[Biggie Smiles]

Yeah, they're called booty calls. You can have them in your own zipcode too minus the travel expenses and negative outcomes of marriage.

I ain't dealing with TSA, turbulence, customs and a variety of other hassles for a piece of ass brah.

If she aint within 30 minutes of my house she ain't worth it

[DKG]

Yeah, they're called booty calls. You can have them in your own zipcode too minus the travel expenses and negative outcomes of marriage.

I ain't dealing with TSA, turbulence, customs and a variety of other hassles for a piece of ass brah.

If she aint within 30 minutes of my house she ain't worth it

Common sense to anyone besides a seventy year old guy who has never had a booty call-with a woman.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Yeah, they're called booty calls. You can have them in your own zipcode too minus the travel expenses and negative outcomes of marriage.

I ain't dealing with TSA, turbulence, customs and a variety of other hassles for a piece of ass brah.

If she aint within 30 minutes of my house she ain't worth it

What if she was the twin sister of Sophia Vergara?   

[Thiel]

Common sense to anyone besides a seventy year old guy who has never had a booty call-with a woman.

I am not seventy, but I have never had a booty call with a female either. Jo Jo and I have that in common.

[hard R]

Get a load of the Eraserhead looking motherfucker thirty seconds in!   

[Oliver the Second]

Get a load of the Eraserhead looking motherfucker thirty seconds in!   

No kidding wtf is up with that hair 

[Herman]

No kidding wtf is up with that hair 

What the hell was that thing.

[hard R]

What the hell was that thing.

The end result of her riding her electric moped at top speed to and from LGBTOMGWTF protests most probably.