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Started by Frood, August 29, 2024, 07:49:21 AM

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Frood

Jokes were made in the early to mid 90's about the cheapness of blowjobs.



I guess X has mouth sores or something something, eh?  :dontknow:
Blahhhhhh...

Lokmar

Quote from: Frood on August 29, 2024, 07:49:21 AMJokes were made in the early to mid 90's about the cheapness of blowjobs.



I guess X has mouth sores or something something, eh?  :dontknow:

X is a dirty bum. He prolly got mouth sores from smoking discarded cigarettes he found on the street.
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Marvin

Too much nigger/Paki cock sucking causing those sores but hey $32 will cover him long time so its a big deal in the gutter world. To think this Loser is not 30 mins from me.. I can smell him right now. Disgusting white dude smelling worse than a nigger. Lost me appetite now
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Herman

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MrNiceGuy

"Buy land.  They aren't making it anymore." - Mark Twain

Can't make anymore brain cells either.

I think the liver is the only organ that regenerates because filtering out bullshit is kind of a big deal.

Benny420

Quote from: MrNiceGuy on September 10, 2024, 12:49:12 PM"Buy land.  They aren't making it anymore." - Mark Twain


Agreed. Just don't buy it on a mortgage of any kind if you can avoid it.

Brent

Quote from: Benny420 on September 10, 2024, 12:51:31 PMAgreed. Just don't buy it on a mortgage of any kind if you can avoid it.
That is true of anything. Why pay more for something by buying it on credit.

MrNiceGuy

Quote from: Benny420 on September 10, 2024, 12:51:31 PMAgreed. Just don't buy it on a mortgage of any kind if you can avoid it.

If you can attain ANYTHING in this world without constraints &  without being saddled with puppet strings, then you are far better off than those who cannot.

Please, feel free, to use a ladder to scale a wall... but ask yourself this....  Do I even need a fucking ladder?

You'll be better off in life to question yourself first, than begging others first off.

Push your limits before acquiescing.

Believe in yourself before believing you need help.

Just a thought.
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Lab Flaker

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Quote from: Lokmar on August 29, 2024, 10:15:23 AMX is a dirty bum. He prolly got mouth sores from smoking discarded cigarettes he found on the street.

The song Aqualung by Jethro Tull describes the bumfuck perfectly. They even mention dog-ends...discarded cigarettes.

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DKG

Quote from: Lab Flaker on September 20, 2024, 04:02:31 AMThe song Aqualung by Jethro Tull describes the bumfuck perfectly. They even mention dog-ends...discarded cigarettes.


Someone posted a picture of him. He looked like a homeless person in that photo.

Lokmar

Quote from: Lab Flaker on September 20, 2024, 04:02:31 AMThe song Aqualung by Jethro Tull describes the bumfuck perfectly. They even mention dog-ends...discarded cigarettes.



Honestly, I never knew the lyrics to that song. Thats some creepy assed shit!!!!
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Eyeing little girls with bad intent...
Watch what you say to me or I'll mind FAWK U.

Frood

Blahhhhhh...

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U

Watch what you say to me or I'll mind FAWK U.

Lab Flaker

Quote from: Lokmar on September 20, 2024, 10:29:22 AMHonestly, I never knew the lyrics to that song. Thats some creepy assed shit!!!!

Ian Anderson, the lead singer's wife wrote most of the lyrics. The inspiration came from a photograph that she took of a homeless man, a tramp as such.
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