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Lokmar

Quote from: GFB on September 25, 2024, 05:13:40 PMAlticus received word from BF himself to those that have been banned "If you wish to be unbanned you just have to donate a one time $10 fee.' BUT.. "if you return and continue to be as you were before in any way you will lose your money and be banned once again" "I will be adding new features to those that donate more than $10' "like merchandise.."
Alticus me if I didn't rely this message to you all my profile would be infracted and I would assboxed indefinitely.
Don't shoot the messenger folks.

punch yourself in the face, faggit!!!!

GFB

This is crazy. You are telling me that you can't afford a measly $10 Lokmar? I guess Adm. was really right about what he said about you. Just wow. Well maybe one of your kids can donate for you. I hope things get better before they get worse than they are now for you Lokmar. Take care of yourself. Drink more water too
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GFB

Hello Herman, why don't you join in on all the BF fun and donate. Its for a good cause. It will make me and more importantly you happy that you did it. Unless.. you are broke too. That would be so disappointing to us all on BF.
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Aryan

Quote from: GFB on September 25, 2024, 03:19:21 PMApologise to the pig and the pedo...

There's more chance of me marrying one of Lokberg's jewish daughters.
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Lab Flaker

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Quote from: Aryan on September 26, 2024, 03:25:46 AMThere's more chance of me marrying one of Lokberg's jewish daughters.

There's this story about this Jewish family I used to know... I'll try tell it in a nutshell:

A very rich Jewish family had everything in our small town. The father was in the jewellery business of all things. My younger brother was friends with one of his sons being the same age, and his middle daughter idolised me. She was a couple years younger than me at school.

Anyway...my coin collection went missing one day. And I apprehended my brother and twisted his arm (Chinese bangle) until he cried and gave up the hiding spot. It was inside Castle Greyskull.

When I looked over the collection, my prime coins were missing, including my Winston Churchill silver sovereign worth a fuckload! So I gave my brother another twist of his arm until he cried again.

It turned out that the Jewish father of his mate gave him some spare change for my prime coins worth a fuckload.

I was so pissed off that I skateboarded over to his house and threatened him that I would let down his tyres and kiss his daughter if he didn't return my coinage...I was about 15 at the time.

Anyway,I managed to get my coins back and that was that, but I never quite forgave his Jewish behaviour and taking advantage of my younger brother over money that wasn't his to bargain with.

Four years later, I was 19 years old and rocking at the loyal nightclub, and who should walk in looking all sexy and wanting a part of me...the Jewish father's daughter. So we kissed and drank until the early hours and eventually I took her home and put some serious revenge to her body...it was a very satisfying moment for the both of us. Her older brother was so mad that I broke his sister's virginity...but he could do fuck all about it because he was a year younger than me and feeble with a long nose that could easily break if push came to shove. Lulz.

Aye...what's goes around eventually cums around innit!?

:yeahhh:

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DKG

Quote from: Lab Flaker on September 26, 2024, 03:55:01 AMThere's this story about this Jewish family I used to know... I'll try tell it in a nutshell:

A very rich Jewish family had everything in our small town. The father was in the jewellery business of all things. My younger brother was friends with one of his sons being the same age, and his middle daughter idolised me. She was a couple years younger than me at school.

Anyway...my coin collection went missing one day. And I apprehended my brother and twisted his arm (Chinese bangle) until he cried and gave up the hiding spot. It was inside Castle Greyskull.

When I looked over the collection, my prime coins were missing, including my Winston Churchill silver sovereign worth a fuckload! So I gave my brother another twist of his arm until he cried again.

It turned out that the Jewish father of his mate gave him some spare change for my prime coins worth a fuckload.

I was so pissed off that I skateboarded over to his house and threatened him that I would let down his tyres and kiss his daughter if he didn't return my coinage...I was about 15 at the time.

Anyway,I managed to get my coins back and that was that, but I never quite forgave his Jewish behaviour and taking advantage of my younger brother over money that wasn't his to bargain with.

Four years later, I was 19 years old and rocking at the loyal nightclub, and who should walk in looking all sexy and wanting a part of me...the Jewish father's daughter. So we kissed and drank until the early hours and eventually I took her home and put some serious revenge to her body...it was a very satisfying moment for the both of us. Her older brother was so mad that I broke his sister's virginity...but he could do fuck all about it because he was a year younger than me and feeble with a long nose that could easily break if push came to shove. Lulz.

Aye...what's goes around eventually cums around innit!?

:yeahhh:


Congratulations. I too had a girlfriend who was Jewish when I was in university. I did not know she was Jewish until about one month after we started dating. She did not have a typically Jewish surname. Her family was secular, so she never attended synagogue or observed kosher.

DKG

Quote from: GFB on September 25, 2024, 06:21:42 PMReggie donate $10 and be a supporter to BF. It will make you feel good. BF doesn't like cheap or broke people. Again BF will be adding merchandise very soon and will be featured on the front page first week in October. Invite your friends Reggie. BF could be the best site online with a measly $10 for each one of you. If you can't afford it well that sucks to you and thanks for disappointing BF. His troubles run deep and you are only making worse. What you have to really lose Reginald? PM Alticus for details on the merchandise that will soon be available. If you donate that is.
You are funny.

Lab Flaker

Quote from: DKG on September 26, 2024, 06:44:23 AMCongratulations. I too had a girlfriend who was Jewish when I was in university. I did not know she was Jewish until about one month after we started dating. She did not have a typically Jewish surname. Her family was secular, so she never attended synagogue or observed kosher.

I'm still friends with her on Facebook, but she doesn't appear to be happy. She obviously married very rich, from the look the gold dripping off her, but her face is bitter and twisted. She never cracks a smile. Money can't buy happiness.

Lab Flaker

Quote from: DKG on September 26, 2024, 06:47:30 AMYou are funny.

It certainly sounds/looks like BF what with all the grammatical errors...but the character seems a bit out of place and somewhat fishy??
Feminine almost...


GFB

DKG! DKG!! DKG!!! Let's talk. There have been major developments behind the scenes at BF. Epic conversations too! How about you sign up to BF right now!! Make the biggest donation EVER!!! at $301 one dolla more than that drunken african slobbering sailing surfing paraquat Breakfall. After that donation BF wants to talk to YOU about a meeting of the minds, a partnership if you will..

Merging the forums into ONE. Banning Biggie the cocksucker again. Adm. super moderator. Call it Blue Bastards Cashew Factory!!! BF would have 50% of the forum and you the other 50. BF would allow you to name your super moderator but he feels Alticus has earned that spot. Its not a must but you will do this. Right? Good

GFB

Note to all. If there is ever a merger between the two sites that poosy Breakfall is not welcome. He owes many apologies and money to BF most especially.

Trump’s Niece

Quote from: Lab Flaker on September 26, 2024, 07:36:19 AMIt certainly sounds/looks like BF what with all the grammatical errors...but the character seems a bit out of place and somewhat fishy??
Feminine almost...



It's probably Aylana
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Lokmar

Quote from: GFB on September 25, 2024, 09:21:52 PMThis is crazy. You are telling me that you can't afford a measly $10 Lokmar? I guess Adm. was really right about what he said about you. Just wow. Well maybe one of your kids can donate for you. I hope things get better before they get worse than they are now for you Lokmar. Take care of yourself. Drink more water too

I'm telling you your shitty little site isnt worth $1.95, faggit.

Lokmar

Quote from: GFB on September 25, 2024, 09:26:59 PMHello Herman, why don't you join in on all the BF fun and donate. Its for a good cause. It will make me and more importantly you happy that you did it. Unless.. you are broke too. That would be so disappointing to us all on BF.

Herman doesnt want to donate to you child molesters.
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