Just More Gossip or Truth?

[Lokmar]

There's more chance of me marrying one of Lokberg's jewish daughters.

I only have one daughter and she married a doctor. OI VEY!

[Lokmar]

It certainly sounds/looks like BF what with all the grammatical errors...but the character seems a bit out of place and somewhat fishy??
Feminine almost...

He prolly got one of the children he rapes to write it.

[Aylana]

Like really you folks...even X is able to spot a Marvin, "man of a thousand socks" post when he reads it. The guy fools everyone when he does his weekly "Hi, I am a new member" cupid stunt act at BF but the good people at BC should be smarter than that.

Stat boy says 90% of these guest posts are Marvin and I agree.

[Erica Mena]

Like really you folks...even X is able to spot a Marvin, "man of a thousand socks" post when he reads it. The guy fools everyone when he does his weekly "Hi, I am a new member" cupid stunt act at BF but the good people at BC should be smarter than that.

Stat boy says 90% of these guest posts are Marvin and I agree.

[Lokmar]

Like really you folks...even X is able to spot a Marvin, "man of a thousand socks" post when he reads it. The guy fools everyone when he does his weekly "Hi, I am a new member" cupid stunt act at BF but the good people at BC should be smarter than that.

Stat boy says 90% of these guest posts are Marvin and I agree.

Let BF know that he's a faggit assed bitch with a shitty imploded forum for me. Thanks!

[Blak's Ghost]

It's probably Aylana

Its FromHell.

[Aryan]

There's this story about this Jewish family I used to know... I'll try tell it in a nutshell:

A very rich Jewish family had everything in our small town. The father was in the jewellery business of all things. My younger brother was friends with one of his sons being the same age, and his middle daughter idolised me. She was a couple years younger than me at school.

Anyway...my coin collection went missing one day. And I apprehended my brother and twisted his arm (Chinese bangle) until he cried and gave up the hiding spot. It was inside Castle Greyskull.

When I looked over the collection, my prime coins were missing, including my Winston Churchill silver sovereign worth a fuckload! So I gave my brother another twist of his arm until he cried again.

It turned out that the Jewish father of his mate gave him some spare change for my prime coins worth a fuckload.

I was so pissed off that I skateboarded over to his house and threatened him that I would let down his tyres and kiss his daughter if he didn't return my coinage...I was about 15 at the time.

Anyway,I managed to get my coins back and that was that, but I never quite forgave his Jewish behaviour and taking advantage of my younger brother over money that wasn't his to bargain with.

Four years later, I was 19 years old and rocking at the loyal nightclub, and who should walk in looking all sexy and wanting a part of me...the Jewish father's daughter. So we kissed and drank until the early hours and eventually I took her home and put some serious revenge to her body...it was a very satisfying moment for the both of us. Her older brother was so mad that I broke his sister's virginity...but he could do fuck all about it because he was a year younger than me and feeble with a long nose that could easily break if push came to shove. Lulz.

Aye...what's goes around eventually cums around innit!?

I hope afterwards you pretended to sniff your fingers whenever you saw her father...

Seriously though, this illustrates perfectly how jews have no scruples. The chances are that if he believed that you were from a jewish family, he wouldn't have done that.

[Aryan]

I only have one daughter and she married a doctor. OI VEY!

How very jewish! Oyyy gevalt!

[Lokmar]

How very jewish! Oyyy gevalt!

Wrong again Air-E-Ann. He aint a jew either. Keep trying tho.

[Я]

Like really you folks...even X is able to spot a Marvin, "man of a thousand socks" post when he reads it. The guy fools everyone when he does his weekly "Hi, I am a new member" cupid stunt act at BF but the good people at BC should be smarter than that.

Stat boy says 90% of these guest posts are Marvin and I agree.

Maybe "the good people at BF" are smarter than that and simply don't care to bother. Sure as eggs is eggs and rubber bands go "plunk" I didn't need nor care to divine the super-secret identity of some witless wanker who showed up to chew their crayons at me under the pretext I'm Aryan.

Let me guess: the e-reputation of a bunch of e-panhandlers is something you think everyone here should be invested in. I'd tell you I have a bridge to sell you, but for the undeniable fact your colleagues are busy groveling for next month's hosting charges.

Even going as far to propose a merger I notice. Pretty sure I know who'll be expected to foot the bill on the hosting charges there (hi DKG ). He already offered this space to the lot of you for political discussion purposes by the way, you lot preferred to play Space Invaders with the c-panel over at your 404 in waiting. I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest a round table with DKG to determine BurpFart's requirements has about as much legs as Ceedub merging the Cosmic Outpost and Flame Truth backups into Bitchmode Fucktardery. And damn... she also maintained a webhosting account that could easily have accommodated your gay little favella, negating the need for your pals to grovel cap in hand for our spare change. I know this for fact; I used to help her administer it.

Never offered it to you, did she? Gee, I wonder why. Maybe she didn't think BF was worth preserving either.

[Я]

Erratum: "...the good people at BF..." should read "the good people at BC".


What, you expect me to log in to fix it? 

[Aryan]

Wrong again Air-E-Ann. He aint a jew either. Keep trying tho.

Ok, but can you ask your daughter to stop sending me newds on Twitter?

[DKG]

Note to all. If there is ever a merger between the two sites that poosy Breakfall is not welcome. He owes many apologies and money to BF most especially.

Does BF run his forum from a men's homeless shelter.

[Lokmar]

Ok, but can you ask your daughter to stop sending me newds on Twitter?

Another swing and a miss, dipshit. My daughter is part WOP, but not jew.

[Я]

Does BF run his forum from a men's homeless shelter.

More like a cardboard box in the middle of a homeless encampment on the sidewalks of Sag Fagcrisco I'm imagining.

Fun fact: Brawl Hall site owner Doomsday went by the handle "T-Bone" during his days at troll site the ~T~D~T~ due to his reportedly involvement in a car accident (getting T-boned) that left him a paraplegic. For over ten years that nigger funded his site, not by extorting money from his contributors, but through the ad-click revenue of the porn portal he maintained on the site. A porn portal which, as a paraplegic, he was never able to achieve an erection to take any personal pleasure from.

There were other, more successful porn portals of course... some which are still in service today. YouPorn, Xhamster, Xvideos and many more besides. Sites which were arguably better organised and functional than Brawl-Hall was, certainly sites which were unabashedly marketing themselves openly as the go-to for masturbatory exploits which did not cower behind the front of being some kind of "home of internet terrorism" and consequently made more coin from the average internet surfer's baser (stickier?) desires than Brawl Hall ever did. But assuredly Brawl Hall made the ad-click revenue model work for them. The comparatively minor interest in BH as a flaming hub could never hope to keep the lights on. Porn redirects could and did... at least for a while. So while we might laugh at the notion of a sexually dysfunctional yard ape amassing a ponderous library of video links he could never hope to fap to, one must still admire old Wheeliebin's entrepreneurial acumen when it came to making the project pay for itself.

Which brings us to BF, where the only porn to be had is some fatback grossero spinster flinging nudes at a bunch of horny middle aged basement dwellers who, if BF is lucky, might get the occasional access to a credit card for the purposes of buying some c-panel time against an ever dwindling pool of wordsmiths. What is this shit, a race to the Bottom? When Brawl-Hall's interest as a flame site collapsed to where BF's is now, Doomsday simply shut that part of the site down and redirected the wanking contingent to iliky.com, but Basturd Faptory doesnt even have that option, does it? Practically noone is logging in to see Mudcock's Onlyfans-lite or the nearly two decade old catfishing attempts of Five-Guys-Mumbai trying to get into Dopeman's piggybank... if BF attempted the Doomsday hail mary tomorrow they'd simply vanish amidst a light smattering of applause and (presumably) the sniffles of a heartbroken land whale at all her friends deserting her... again.

I have a recording of that happening from when the Mergepit fall apart. Ceedub sent it to me right about the time Mudcock was desperately trying to market to market a merger with Flame Truth and not long before the SQL injection attempts at elevating Mudcock to Super User access commenced. With 60 terabytes of unsorted data to trawl through I don't like my chances of finding it, but I'll look. If nothing else it might offer an insight into the actual depths of despair being experienced behind the scenes at BF.