I don't want to be starting nothing but

[Frood]

Whoever created the Hawaiian pizza should be shot, resurrected, and shot again.

A Canadian... 

[Reggie Essent]

If you have ketchup on hotdogs and burgers, pineapple on pizza and burgers, drink diet softdrinks, like sweet pickles/relishes/pretzels, you're fucking retarded.

I always put ketchup on my hot dogs, and I'm from Chicagoland.  People would say "You can't do that!" and I'd say "Fuck you, it ain't your hot dog."

[Frood]

I don't mind catsup on a hot dog

You are dead to me. You hear? Dead!

[Frood]

I always put ketchup on my hot dogs, and I'm from Chicagoland.  People would say "You can't do that!" and I'd say "Fuck you, it ain't your hot dog."

You might as well drop your boxers and shit on the hot dog...

Wouldn't make it any worse.

[Reggie Essent]

You might as well drop your boxers and shit on the hot dog...

Wouldn't make it any worse.

I only eat Vienna Beefs.  No other hot dogs are hot dogs. I tried those Nathan's from Jew York.  Talk about suckage!  I think they make them from ground up dead Mafia dagos from New Jersey.

[Frood]

What would you know? You put ketchup on your dogs. 

[Reggie Essent]

What would you know? You put ketchup on your dogs. 

And Pizza!  Don't get me started in Pizza.  Ain't no pizza like Chicago pizza, and that's a fact.  And Gyros!  Gyros started here in America.  Fuckers out in California put some kind of disgusting Mexican mole sauce on Gyros.  On Gyros!

You think ketchup is wrong on a hot dag?  Who puts mole sauce on a fucking Gyro?

[Frood]

Gyros/Souvlaki have been around a long time before the West picked them up.

Chicago pizza is OK. So is New Yorker.

But Philly is the best and Cali the worst.

[Frood]

Correction... Wheeling, WV is the worst.

[Reggie Essent]

Gyros/Souvlaki have been around a long time before the West picked them up.

That was just broiled goat chunks on a stick.
 

Chicago pizza is OK. So is New Yorker.

But Philly is the best and Cali the worst.

Ish!  New Yorkers marinate their pizza with wino piss and I wouldn't eat nothing out of Philly.  What's wrong with you?

[Frood]

That was just broiled goat chunks on a stick.
 
Ish!  New Yorkers marinate their pizza with wino piss and I wouldn't eat nothing out of Philly.  What's wrong with you?

Souvlaki and Gyro are interchangeable terms.

As for your spurious pizza accusations, pizza from the Philly region (Southern NJ too) is hands down marvelous pie.

I don't mind Chicago style but it can be hit or miss. Cali style is often a wholemeal and health food abortion.

[Thiel]

Souvlaki and Gyro are interchangeable terms.

As for your spurious pizza accusations, pizza from the Philly region (Southern NJ too) is hands down marvelous pie.

I don't mind Chicago style but it can be hit or miss. Cali style is often a wholemeal and health food abortion.

A good gyro is the Lord's food.

[Reggie Essent]

Souvlaki and Gyro are interchangeable terms.

Only for foreigners.  For we Americans, any kind of foreign concoction that ain't Gyro is just chunks of goat meat on a stick with the occasional tomato stuck between the meat chunks.

As for your spurious pizza accusations, pizza from the Philly region (Southern NJ too) is hands down marvelous pie.

I don't mind Chicago style but it can be hit or miss. Cali style is often a wholemeal and health food abortion.

Sorry, man.  I've been through the Philly area a few times.  Everything smells like a damp basement and the people are all jagoffs.  I won't eat anything those jagtards eat. 

I agree about Cali idiots putting fruit on pizza.  Isn't that where the pineapple thing started?

[Lokmar]

Chicago Pizza is da bomb! So is Portillos Itallian Beef sammie, dipped with sweet and hot peppers! 

[Thiel]

Chicago Pizza is da bomb! So is Portillos Itallian Beef sammie, dipped with sweet and hot peppers! 

They are messy. I make Jo Jo wear a plastic garbage bag when I buy him one.