I don't want to be starting nothing but

[Lokmar]

They are messy. I make Jo Jo wear a plastic garbage bag when I buy him one.

You should put him in a thick plastic garbage bag and bury him.

[Frood]

Only for foreigners.  For we Americans, any kind of foreign concoction that ain't Gyro is just chunks of goat meat on a stick with the occasional tomato stuck between the meat chunks.

I happen to be American too and understand the long history of Souvlaki and Gyros before they became a western staple.

Sorry, man.  I've been through the Philly area a few times.  Everything smells like a damp basement and the people are all jagoffs.  I won't eat anything those jagtards eat. 

You're probably one of those people who won't eat an East Coast cheese steak because they think Subway's version is the OG. 

I agree about Cali idiots putting fruit on pizza.  Isn't that where the pineapple thing started?

Fruit, tofu, tuna, pine nuts, et cetera, but no... the pineapple pizza was started in Canada of all placed. Some fuckwit started experimenting and called it a "Hawaiian" because that was the product brand on the tins of pineapple he bought at the time. I believe it was in the late 60's or early 70's. He couldn't give them away at first, then a bunch of awkward teens and college students decided it was cool tasting and FUCKED pizza forever.

[Reggie Essent]

I happen to be American too and understand the long history of Souvlaki and Gyros before they became a western staple.

You're probably one of those people who won't eat an East Coast cheese steak because they think Subway's version is the OG. 



Fruit, tofu, tuna, pine nuts, et cetera, but no... the pineapple pizza was started in Canada of all placed. Some fuckwit started experimenting and called it a "Hawaiian" because that was the product brand on the tins of pineapple he bought at the time. I believe it was in the late 60's or early 70's. He couldn't give them away at first, then a bunch of awkward teens and college students decided it was cool tasting and FUCKED pizza forever.

Fucking Canadians! 

[JOE]

You should put him in a thick plastic garbage bag and bury him.

I don't think yer nearly as violent as ya come across Lokmar

You have potential ta be reformed eh?

[Frood]

Joe's butthole resembles a New York style pizza with pepperoni after Thiel gets done with it...

Thiel likes his fruit AROUND the pizza.

[Lab Flaker]

Roast Hawaiian Chicken is awesome. Ringed pineapples on top with apricot nectar to thicken the sauce. A bit of French onion soup powder adds to the flavour. Out of this world!

[Frood]

wtf!!@!?

Heathen!

[Garraty_47]

You are dead to me. You hear? Dead!

Whut *again*?!?
I didn't even know I'd been resurrected. /shrug

[Herman]

Joe's butthole resembles a New York style pizza with pepperoni after Thiel gets done with it...

Thiel likes his fruit AROUND the pizza.

Old Thiel is the only person on any forum that reads Joe's posts.

[Frood]

Whut *again*?!?
I didn't even know I'd been resurrected. /shrug

There's no resurrecting Joe's butthole though....

[Herman]

There's no resurrecting Joe's butthole though....

A bit small to be his arsehole.

[Frood]

A bit small to be his arsehole.

Thiel hadn't cheesed it yet.

That's resting Joe butthole.

[DKG]

Cool, whatever is good for you but pineapple on pizza is not a thing in everything.

Pineapple is not included in toppings for a loaded up pizza here.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

A Canadian... 

And all of Canada just got bent over and took one in the pooper by that zing.   

[Frood]

And all of Canada just got bent over and took one in the pooper by that zing.   

We all have Joe Biden's in our midst.... :(