Your Fictional/Fantasy Crush?

[Lokmar]

David Beckham
Michael Hutchence
Aaron Hernandez

2 of those dudes were fucked up like a screen door on a submarine!

Hope you're assessment is strictly on looks and NOTHING to do with mental state!

[Trump’s Niece]

2 of those dudes were fucked up like a screen door on a submarine!

Hope you're assessment is strictly on looks and NOTHING to do with mental state!

Of course. I'm extremely shallow

[Lokmar]

Of course. I'm extremely shallow

Believe it or not, I'm glad to hear that regarding those dudes. You'd be fucked up like a soup sandwich otherwise!

[Frood]

I was really into the look of Scarlett J, despite the sometimes blonde hair... (always favoured brunettes or dark haired types, and the one blonde I was all in for tore my heart out and shat on it) but what a mentally ill/nutcase type Scarlett was/still is.

I wouldn't fuck with no blondes...even if I was an eligible bachelor.

Hell, if I was suddenly single again... just a monthly visit to one of Australia's thousands of legally equivalent "mustang ranches" for an empty out wham bam thank you.

But blondes... even the bottle ones... no thank you very fucking much.

[Trump’s Niece]

Mustang ranch? lol

[Frood]

Mustang ranch? lol

Legal brothels...

Here in Australia, prostitution is legal. I'd rather have my pipes emptied out in a safe and blowback free scenario.

Non-legal whores are cray cray these days.

[Trump’s Niece]

Oh hell no 

[Odinson]

Uma Thurman as poison ivy.

[Blazor]

Saw this, and figured this was a good thread for this. Yesterday would of been Mary Ann's birthday, from Gilligan's Island. She was my first TV crush when I was 5 lol.

[Lab Flaker]

Saw this, and figured this was a good thread for this. Yesterday would of been Mary Ann's birthday, from Gilligan's Island. She was my first TV crush when I was 5 lol.

From the 70's series, The New Avengers, mine was Joanna Lumley's Purdey. I even named my Siamese cat, Purdey...I think I was around 6 years old.

[Courier Six]

First one? This'll sound weird, but... Carolyn Jones as Morticia Addams.

[DKG]

First one? This'll sound weird, but... Carolyn Jones as Morticia Addams.

Judging by that picture, there is nothing strange about that.

[Courier Six]

Judging by that picture, there is nothing strange about that.

She was a true beauty.

[Odinson]

You know those 60s interracial relationship bans just made it hotter.

[caskur]

Mine is Clarke Gable but he died before I was born.