Your Fictional/Fantasy Crush?

[Lokmar]

David Beckham
Michael Hutchence
Aaron Hernandez

2 of those dudes were fucked up like a screen door on a submarine!

Hope you're assessment is strictly on looks and NOTHING to do with mental state!

[Erica Mena]

2 of those dudes were fucked up like a screen door on a submarine!

Hope you're assessment is strictly on looks and NOTHING to do with mental state!

Of course. I'm extremely shallow

[Lokmar]

Of course. I'm extremely shallow

Believe it or not, I'm glad to hear that regarding those dudes. You'd be fucked up like a soup sandwich otherwise!

[Frood]

I was really into the look of Scarlett J, despite the sometimes blonde hair... (always favoured brunettes or dark haired types, and the one blonde I was all in for tore my heart out and shat on it) but what a mentally ill/nutcase type Scarlett was/still is.

I wouldn't fuck with no blondes...even if I was an eligible bachelor.

Hell, if I was suddenly single again... just a monthly visit to one of Australia's thousands of legally equivalent "mustang ranches" for an empty out wham bam thank you.

But blondes... even the bottle ones... no thank you very fucking much.

[Erica Mena]

Mustang ranch? lol

[Frood]

Mustang ranch? lol

Legal brothels...

Here in Australia, prostitution is legal. I'd rather have my pipes emptied out in a safe and blowback free scenario.

Non-legal whores are cray cray these days.

[Erica Mena]

Oh hell no 

[Odinson]

Uma Thurman as poison ivy.