This IS dedicated to Bastard Factory

[caskur]

That reminds me...

...I need to log onto Bastard Factory. Thanks for the reminder Caskur. Oh, and I don't care what anyone says about you being a crusty, ancient, gapped tooth old ding-bat. I know that is not the case at all. What you are is an annoying old lady who cannot stop rambling about subjects only old fucks are interested in.

Anyhoo...hope things are good and God speed to your inbred relatives that are now homeless. Do not call me for money. Not until you pay back the $3.5K I gave you when you came to Washington State, for what you thought would be a revolutionary new face-lift procedure making you look and sound like Large Lily. Instead you ended up looking like a cross between Dim Sum and Freud's left butt cheek.

I love you but I have to draw the line somewhere, obviously I can't do it on your last 2 teeth as I don't want to fall into that crevice in your mouth that is still being studied by National Geographic.

He has half a million in superannuation... he doesn't need charity...

You still need EVERYTHING from toothbrushes to pillows....

I can supply them with towels and Doona covers and sheets and shit... I can give them a microwave.

[caskur]

Yes. Losing a home can cause undue mental stress. I can only imagine if you lost your single-wide mobile home and your 3 sickly looking chickens. You'd have absolutely nothing, you'd be more in the dumps than your lover Dim Sum. Oh. I've been wanting to talk to you about that.

Caskur, you half-dead cougar! I heard that you sucked on Dim Sum's flaccid cock, is that true? Then I read that you actually let him put his flaccid dick in your nice, tight 90-year-old butthole. Did you not remember to use lubricant? You can always use Crisco, Shampoo, Body Wash, Palmolive Dish Soap, butter, baby oil, Vaseline, Soy Sauce (If your name is DKG), and bleach.

Did you let Dim Sum ejaculate down your throat? Did his spunk taste like Hepatitis C?

You obviously have no idea I have a 4 bedroom 2 bathroom double brick home... yes, I can take in the whole family but without getting into private stuff you are on a need to know bases and you don't need to know...

But they are gamblers and drinkers and smokers so they might be better off with you. The hubby did win 14,000 at the Perth Casino... so maybe he can win some more money to pay for incidentals...

Or they could sell the block of land for a million and go buy something smaller.

[caskur]

Oh Flynn ... I'm into Birdseye fish in Thai curry... I cannot stop eating the stuff.

[caskur]

I know what Flynn needs... someone to grab her by her hairy ankles and dip her pointy head in a vat of soy sauce.... roll her up in some seaweed and slice her in bite size morsels.

DUM sum???.... ICK... no way in 10 million years. His taste in music is shit.

[Lokmar]

That reminds me...

...I need to log onto Bastard Factory. Thanks for the reminder Caskur. Oh, and I don't care what anyone says about you being a crusty, ancient, gapped tooth old ding-bat. I know that is not the case at all. What you are is an annoying old lady who cannot stop rambling about subjects only old fucks are interested in.

Anyhoo...hope things are good and God speed to your inbred relatives that are now homeless. Do not call me for money. Not until you pay back the $3.5K I gave you when you came to Washington State, for what you thought would be a revolutionary new face-lift procedure making you look and sound like Large Lily. Instead you ended up looking like a cross between Dim Sum and Freud's left butt cheek.

I love you but I have to draw the line somewhere, obviously I can't do it on your last 2 teeth as I don't want to fall into that crevice in your mouth that is still being studied by National Geographic.

Thats right, retard! BF's dick aint gonna suck itself! PWN3D!

[Flynn]

I know what Flynn needs... someone to grab her by her hairy ankles and dip her pointy head in a vat of soy sauce.... roll her up in some seaweed and slice her in bite size morsels.

DUM sum???.... ICK... no way in 10 million years. His taste in music is shit.

So you're saying he never gave you the emaciated white snake? You never licked his Tootsie Roll Pop down to the middle? You never ate his ass out?

[Flynn]

Oh Flynn ... I'm into Birdseye fish in Thai curry... I cannot stop eating the stuff.

What in God's name is that? Is that the whole name of the dish?

[Flynn]

You obviously have no idea I have a 4 bedroom 2 bathroom double brick home... yes, I can take in the whole family but without getting into private stuff you are on a need to know bases and you don't need to know...

But they are gamblers and drinkers and smokers so they might be better off with you. The hubby did win 14,000 at the Perth Casino... so maybe he can win some more money to pay for incidentals...

Or they could sell the block of land for a million and go buy something smaller.

So you're saying they're not broke? Well, what the fuck are you bitching about then? They can buy all that shit back.

Christ, you made it sound like they were destitute.

[Flynn]

Thats right, retard! BF's dick aint gonna suck itself! PWN3D!

Go somewhere, preferably in front of an oncoming bus.

[caskur]

My sister's house on fire was the first news segment on channel 10... I am going to film it on Channel 9.

My sister has lived in the house for 40 years... They said she built it but they got the story wrong... It was built in the 1950s so it was a really old house.

Everyone is ok but the whole thing is bloody sad... You never get your family keepsakes back.

[caskur]

So you're saying they're not broke? Well, what the fuck are you bitching about then? They can buy all that shit back.

Christ, you made it sound like they were destitute.

Omg... You have no idea about losing your sleeping quarters I take it...

They ONLY have the clothes on their back right this minute... This is an ENORMOUS whack on people... You can't have things when you have no where to put them.... No drawers, wardrobes, ya know practical stuff like that. She doesn't even have a change of underwear.

Here... check out the news story....  quality low because I don't know how to do things from my mobile cell...

Frood

[Lokmar]

Omg... You have no idea about losing your sleeping quarters I take it...

They ONLY have the clothes on their back right this minute... This is an ENORMOUS whack on people... You can't have things when you have no where to put them.... No drawers, wardrobes, ya know practical stuff like that. She doesn't even have a change of underwear.

Here... check out the news story....  quality low because I don't know how to do things from my mobile cell...

Frood

It was arson? The kid do it?

[Flynn]

Omg... You have no idea about losing your sleeping quarters I take it...

They ONLY have the clothes on their back right this minute... This is an ENORMOUS whack on people... You can't have things when you have no where to put them.... No drawers, wardrobes, ya know practical stuff like that. She doesn't even have a change of underwear.

Here... check out the news story....  quality low because I don't know how to do things from my mobile cell...

Frood

At least everyone made it out okay. If they have resources then everything should be good. I understand losing stuff money can't buy like the keepsakes. But they're alive and that's what matters.

Damn you complain a whole lot.

[caskur]

It was arson? The kid do it?

I am thinking my nephew... Accidental? deliberate? it is so worrying... The police tackling the guy to the ground was my nephew....

I have no evidence... Just suspicion.

[caskur]

At least everyone made it out okay. If they have resources then everything should be good. I understand losing stuff money can't buy like the keepsakes. But they're alive and that's what matters.

Damn you complain a whole lot.

My sister and husband were at their works... Only my nephew was home.