This IS dedicated to Bastard Factory

[Herman]

Get an education or even a decent job you forum clown. Don't you have family to support?
 

He's got kids he don't look after because he is playing Fortnite and thinking it is still 2005 on these forums.

[Lab Flaker]

He's got kids he don't look after because he is playing Fortnite and thinking it is still 2005 on these forums.

Exactly. This faggot even has the time to gamble what little he earns on online poker would you believe?

He designated a whole thread about Texas Hold-em a couple of years back whilst posing as a female for some added clout with the male members. He started driveling on about what a quintessential champ he was, and trying to explain the rules and when to hold or fold as if we've never played the game before??

The imbecilic queer-fuck is his own worst flaming chump!

[Flynn]

Exactly. This faggot even has the time to gamble what little he earns on online poker would you believe?

He designated a whole thread about Texas Hold-em a couple of years back whilst posing as a female for some added clout with the male members. He started driveling on about what a quintessential champ he was, and trying to explain the rules and when to hold or fold as if we've never played the game before??

The imbecilic queer-fuck is his own worst flaming chump!

Get an education or even a decent job you forum clown. Don't you have family to support?

For your information, I went to the World Series Of Poker this year as well, like I do almost every year. This year, since you asked soo very nicely, I was in for $38,000 in combined bracelet events and took home $67,890.89 in cashes not bad I say! And if I were in fact King Dum-Dum, believe me those kids would want for nothing except for a Nintendo Switch that wasn't hung over a cheap motel toilet.

Poker is a strategic and playing the math game, something you wouldn't even begin to understand with your pygmy sized brain. You think if you can't flash your pecker and brag about how you beat up four third graders when you were on 21. You too can go fuck yourself sideways because you're a bitch mother fucker, and I mean that literally.

[Flynn]

He's got kids he don't look after because he is playing Fortnite and thinking it is still 2005 on these forums.

Check out the spanked ass on this one!

Hernia got soo very upset that he was seething that he wanted someone to "doxx" me sooooooo bad. 🤣

Hey, faggot. Maybe if you write Santa a really neat letter, maybe him and his retarded reindeer will "doxx" me. If that doesn't work you could always try the Easter Bunny. 😆

[Lokmar]

Ohhhhh....! Another ridiculous plot twist! Now that you can't pin me on being any kind of relation/friend to King Martini, youvetaken the next evolutionary step into stardom tardom. 

Of all things, I'm Lily now of all people. 😝

That, right there may be the most ridiculous claim I've read in a great while. The idiocy just doesn't stop with you does it? I mean you're skipping through names at a breakneck (see what I did there?) pace and trying to associate them with me. How utterly predictable of you.

You must also want to have hippo sex with Large Lily as well as Dog-Faced Dove.

It says way more about YOU than it does me, you blithering idiot! You've stooped to Spic Oak level!

Whats next? Moocawk level? 

Faggit.

[Lab Flaker]

For your information went to the World Series Of Poker this year as well, like I do almost every year. This year, since you asked soo very nicely, I was in for $38,000 in combined bracelet events and took home $67,890.89 in cashes not bad I say! And if I were in fact King Dum-Dum, believe me those kids would want for nothing except for a Nintendo Switch that wasn't hung over a cheap motel toilet.

Poker is a strategic and playing the math game, something you wouldn't even begin to understand with your pygmy sized brain. You think if you can't flash your pecker and brag about how you beat up four third graders when you were on 21. You too can go fuck yourself sideways because you're a bitch mother fucker, and I mean that literally.

Did yo mama done did dieded too?

[Flynn]

It says way more about YOU than it does me, you blithering idiot! You've stooped to Spic Oak level!

Whats next? Moocawk level? 

Faggit.

Of course it doesn't. The thread tells the story on its own and anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together can plainly see that you've resorted to calling me Pig-Face Lily in hopes of starting another stupid tangent about how you know everything about the alleged 49 me's I've been accused of being.

Well that would be up to you when it comes to, "what's next?" Though, in my experience with you, you'll continue running face first into that thing you know nothing about which is called the truth. No matter what you decide, I'll be right here waiting on your scared and delusional ass to mentally ass-fuck you into oblivion.

[Flynn]

Did yo mama done did dieded too?

You mean you have fucked your mother this year? Or are you waiting until next Spring?

[Lab Flaker]

It says way more about YOU than it does me, you blithering idiot! You've stooped to Spic Oak level!

Whats next? Moocawk level? 

Faggit.

The imbecilic queerfuck really does project a lot. He mostly posts about cock sucking, bum fucking, or incestuous necrophilia!

The poor little cunt must've had one helluva childhood!

[Flynn]

The imbecilic queerfuck really does project a lot. He mostly posts about cock sucking, bum fucking, or incestuous necrophilia!

The poor little cunt must've had one helluva childhood!

Do you use lube when you fuck one of your mother's eyeball sockets?

[Aryan]

For your information, I went to the World Series Of Poker this year as well, like I do almost every year. This year, since you asked soo very nicely, I was in for $38,000 in combined bracelet events and took home $67,890.89 in cashes not bad I say!

How hard is it to win a poker bracelet?

"It's the dream of most poker players, both recreational and professional alike, to win one of these bracelets. But, to do that, it takes defeating hundreds or even thousands of opponents over a minimum of three grueling days."

How much is the 2024 main event bracelet worth?

"The entire bracelet features 356 white diamonds totaling 25.5 carats, 626 black diamonds totaling 14.8 carats, and 194 rubies at an outstanding 3.8 carats and the basic value is considered to be around $500,000."




Presumably, yours is considerably cheaper? Care to post a photo of it, just out of interest?

Also;

"Poker is predominantly played by men. There can be no doubt that female poker players are in the minority — at least when it comes to participation in tournaments. In fact, according to recent statistics, around 95% of professional poker players are men."

So I assume you consider yourself a professional poker player, when the stakes are as high as you claim? You must stand out like Lokmar in a mosque, with a mere 5% (potentially less) of fellow poker players being female?

You do realise that WSOP is extensively covered online, with player names, prize amounts, winners, dates & times etc, and finding out whether you're telling porkies or not would be easy to find out?

[Lab Flaker]

How hard is it to win a poker bracelet?

"It's the dream of most poker players, both recreational and professional alike, to win one of these bracelets. But, to do that, it takes defeating hundreds or even thousands of opponents over a minimum of three grueling days."

How much is the 2024 main event bracelet worth?

"The entire bracelet features 356 white diamonds totaling 25.5 carats, 626 black diamonds totaling 14.8 carats, and 194 rubies at an outstanding 3.8 carats and the basic value is considered to be around $500,000."




Presumably, yours is considerably cheaper? Care to post a photo of it, just out of interest?

Also;

"Poker is predominantly played by men. There can be no doubt that female poker players are in the minority — at least when it comes to participation in tournaments. In fact, according to recent statistics, around 95% of professional poker players are men."

So I assume you consider yourself a professional poker player, when the stakes are as high as you claim? You must stand out like Lokmar in a mosque, with a mere 5% (potentially less) of fellow poker players being female?

You do realise that WSOP is extensively covered online, with player names, prize amounts, winners, dates & times etc, and finding out whether you're telling porkies or not would be easy to find out?

The deadbeat came out of the same womb that little scorned Kevvie came out of... of course it's telling porkies. Lol.

[Lokmar]

Of course it doesn't. The thread tells the story on its own and anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together can plainly see that you've resorted to calling me Pig-Face Lily in hopes of starting another stupid tangent about how you know everything about the alleged 49 me's I've been accused of being.

Well that would be up to you when it comes to, "what's next?" Though, in my experience with you, you'll continue running face first into that thing you know nothing about which is called the truth. No matter what you decide, I'll be right here waiting on your scared and delusional ass to mentally ass-fuck you into oblivion.

Retard, the message is, you're as dumb as Spic Oak. Now take a bow.

PWN3D!

[Frood]

Now now... even Five Guys Mumbai don't deserve THAT distinction.

They pool their available mental resources.

[deport_liberals]

For your information, I went to the World Series Of Poker this year as well, like I do almost every year. This year, since you asked soo very nicely, I was in for $38,000 in combined bracelet events and took home $67,890.89 in cashes not bad I say! And if I were in fact King Dum-Dum, believe me those kids would want for nothing except for a Nintendo Switch that wasn't hung over a cheap motel toilet.

Poker is a strategic and playing the math game, something you wouldn't even begin to understand with your pygmy sized brain. You think if you can't flash your pecker and brag about how you beat up four third graders when you were on 21. You too can go fuck yourself sideways because you're a bitch mother fucker, and I mean that literally.

According to the hotel there is no record of anyone winning that amount this year so nice try liar.