This IS dedicated to Bastard Factory

[Flynn]

I absolutely could, if I thought I should.
The most-responded-to thread I think I ever started over at BF ("My Ignore list" or something like that) should be evidence enough even for you.

Yeah I give you shit for your merely-phoning-it-in poasts because that's what they deserve, innit.

If you don't like it you could stop doing that or, oh I don't know, stop reading me?

Physician heal thyself with thine own medicine!

lulz

Well that would be all good and well had I ever constructed a post highlighting your Odd Couple posts to others and flagrantly said that I was tired of it or something akin. No, because I realize no matter what the fuck I say, you're going to continue to act like that old grumpy man, who's blood pressure is in the stratosphere, and is in a bad mood until someone feeds him a warm bowl of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup.

The difference between you (old/er) and me (young/er) is I don't need to go around complaining about what's being posted, unlike you. Wanna know why? Because, everyone including all the boring fucks out here deserve a voice. Now, if the dumb mother fucker's happen to ask me for my opinion, well it's only then I am completely honest with my review on their 3rd rate posting skills.

So take a page out of my book. Sit there. Shut the fuck up and you might learn something.

[Lokmar]

Garraty, you don't need to come out and say it, anyone can read between the Marlboro smoke and the stench of your freshly brewed Chicory, left up to you this forum would be an adults only cruise, if you will. Unfortunately, that would leave 2 posters left that would actually qualify as adults and that would be Thiel and the dick still in his ass from the night before, you see what I'm saying?

As far as what I type to Jokemar, you get what you give. He wants to keep it at grunts and farting noises, which is fine, but please don't blame me for what I post. For too long you've always tried to critique and give your opinion on all things me. Change it up for a minute gramps and start throwing your fractal ninja stars at other's who contribute to my regurgitation of words.

And the way to stop having your eyes burn is to stop reading what I post, but we know you can't do that now, can you?

I'd prefer to piss all over your head but I dont know who you are. I guess you could send me your addy and I'll send you a jar of piss so you can drench yourself. You know you want it, faggit ass faggit.

[Flynn]

Yea, really, faggit. Now STFU or at least go punch yourself in the face for me.

Put a sock in it, Mrs. I-Need-To-Change-Stories-Every-Few-Days.

Fucking retard.

[Trump’s Niece]

[Flynn]

I'd prefer to piss all over your head but I dont know who you are. I guess you could send me your addy and I'll send you a jar of piss so you can drench yourself. You know you want it, faggit ass faggit.

That whole urine in a jar metaphor/analogy(?) absolutely blows you faggot. Watching you try to type something witty, is like watching a pig trying to pen Shakespeare with nothing more than a paintbrush in its snout.

I know you never knew who the fuck I am, but you sure as fuck decided that you were going to try to tell me who the fuck I was.

Now that we have who I'm not out of the way, we can now get back to regularly scheduled programming and talk more in depth on why your ex-wife ran off with a bunch of well hung niggers.

[Lokmar]

Put a sock in it, Mrs. I-Need-To-Change-Stories-Every-Few-Days.

Fucking retard.

STFU Mr. I cant keep a fukin story straight.

[Lokmar]

That whole urine in a jar metaphor/analogy(?) absolutely blows you faggot. Watching you try to type something witty, is like watching a pig trying to pen Shakespeare with nothing more than a paintbrush in its snout.

I know you never knew who the fuck I am, but you sure as fuck decided that you were going to try to tell me who the fuck I was.

Now that we have who I'm not out of the way, we can now get back to regularly scheduled programming and talk more in depth on why your ex-wife ran off with a bunch of well hung niggers.

You can drink it instead if you want, douchebag.

So, my ex wife ran off with a bunch of well hung niggers, ehh? Were they all circus midgets too? 

Now for a dose of reality: The Dovey ran off with your dignity! PWN3D! 

[Flynn]

STFU Mr. I cant keep a fukin story straight.

That was fucking stupid. Try again you wet donkey ass.

While you're at it. Maybe you can accuse me of being both Rocky & Bullwinkle. 😝

Bitch.

[Lokmar]

That was fucking stupid. Try again you wet donkey ass.

While you're at it. Maybe you can accuse me of being both Rocky & Bullwinkle. 😝

Bitch.

Rocky and Bullwinkle were funny, faggit.

[Flynn]

You can drink it instead if you want, douchebag.

So, my ex wife ran off with a bunch of well hung niggers, ehh? Were they all circus midgets too? 

Now for a dose of reality: The Dovey ran off with your dignity! PWN3D! 

No one wants to "drink" your lime green radioactive retard piss and turn into a dumber you. You probably tried to get that ex-wife of a whale to drink some and she ran off, opting to instead take nigger dicks on a now nightly basis.

Yes, I believe they were all "circus midgets" (see Biggie Suck for reference) and they all still had bigger dicks than your ex-wife.

Speaking of "reality." How does Dryer-Lint Dove do anything when you're fucking sooo full of gay spunk? So much so that you've now transformed back into the Dove-Retard-Match-Game spam. This IS where you start talking in circles again about how only you could ever give Druggie Dove everything she needs. Okay, Better Call Saul.

What's next for your next creative writing finger paint masterpiece? Maybe I could be your ex-wife? 🤣

[Flynn]

Rocky and Bullwinkle were funny, faggit.

Figures that your 5-year-old mind would still think so.

Another tell-tale sign (post) that you're 1 faggot shy from a Diddy Party.

[Frood]

Fox can't resist the allure of mah feetz...

He gets all giddy and shit like an Oak in mud.

[Lokmar]

No one wants to "drink" your lime green radioactive retard piss and turn into a dumber you. You probably tried to get that ex-wife of a whale to drink some and she ran off, opting to instead take nigger dicks on a now nightly basis.

Yes, I believe they were all "circus midgets" (see Biggie Suck for reference) and they all still had bigger dicks than your ex-wife.

Speaking of "reality." How does Dryer-Lint Dove do anything when you're fucking sooo full of gay spunk? So much so that you've now transformed back into the Dove-Retard-Match-Game spam. This IS where you start talking in circles again about how only you could ever give Druggie Dove everything she needs. Okay, Better Call Saul.

What's next for your next creative writing finger paint masterpiece? Maybe I could be your ex-wife? 🤣

YUO just cant help yourself....always back to The Dovey!!! PWN3D! Faggit.

[Lokmar]

Figures that your 5-year-old mind would still think so.

Another tell-tale sign (post) that you're 1 faggot shy from a Diddy Party.

Yea, funny, unlike YUO! PWN3D! 

[Frood]

Dovey dovey dovey! DOVEY!

***kicks beats***