Flynn is the best flamer today

[Logic Sandwich]

Flynn is whooping on all of you. I'm 

Really? Because I'm not feeling anything from it. Probably because I'm not bothering to read it.

I'm still bothering to read you though, and starting to question why I bother. I thought you had outgrown such base trollish behaviour.

Clearly you have not, and I was in error in accepting your apology. Mea culpa and all, I promise it won't happen again.

[Flynn]

Interesting how all these random named "guest posts" just start popping up everywhere, trying to throw shade my way and throwing cryptic messages to Flea.

For crying out loud how much more ridiculous can this get?

[Trump’s Niece]

Really? Because I'm not feeling anything from it. Probably because I'm not bothering to read it.

I'm still bothering to read you though, and starting to question why I bother. I thought you had outgrown such base trollish behaviour.

Clearly you have not, and I was in error in accepting your apology. Mea culpa and all, I promise it won't happen again.

Can you please lighten up? Was it not you that was saying people take stuff said on here way too seriously?


I remember there was a time when you would clapback in the most clever yet wicked way I had ever seen. I'm tired of gloom, shit look at the state of my country right now. I just want to have a few laughs, ok?

[It's Poppy]

Interesting how all these random named "guest posts" just start popping up everywhere, trying to throw shade my way and throwing cryptic messages to Flea.

For crying out loud how much more ridiculous can this get?

Holy shit, you must be wearing a +2 Edgelord belt of flaming prowess to be able to dominate the forum like this.

[Aryan]

I heard old Flynn was an ass man. Here is a fine coloured arse for him. And her name ain't Dove.

Pumpkin ass doesn't do it for me, how the fuck does she even perch that thing on a toilet?

Negress trends are so weird.

[Aryan]

Holy shit, you must be wearing a +2 Edgelord belt of flaming prowess to be able to dominate the forum like this.

Rumours of a remake of Resident Evil Code Veronica X are in the pipeline.... your thoughts given that your online character(s) are inspired by the game's schizophrenic villain?

[Logic Sandwich]

Can you please lighten up? Was it not you that was saying people take stuff said on here way too seriously?

I remember there was a time when you would clapback in the most clever yet wicked way I had ever seen. I'm tired of gloom, shit look at the state of my country right now. I just want to have a few laughs, ok?

Start a flame forum then. Don't invite me, because I'm not in the mood to "clap back" on the tired and uninspiring "content" invented for me years before the people you find "amusing" stole it for themselves.

Do we have a deal?

[It's Poppy]

Can you please lighten up? Was it not you that was saying people take stuff said on here way too seriously?


I remember there was a time when you would clapback in the most clever yet wicked way I had ever seen. I'm tired of gloom, shit look at the state of my country right now. I just want to have a few laughs, ok?

You lightened up by at least 25 pounds after your latest colon cleanse...They said you exploded the nail saloon chair with some silent but deadly depth charges, no amount of jungle strength poop odor eliminator can salvage that poor chair.

[Lab Flaker]

Start a flame forum then. Don't invite me, because I'm not in the mood to "clap back" on the tired and uninspiring "content" invented for me years before the people you find "amusing" stole it for themselves.

Do we have a deal?

Fuck the term "flame" for fuck sakes! You fucking nerds would absolutely shit yourselves if a nigger pointed an AK47 into your faces. You'll be down on your flaming knees, tooth plate out, begging to suck their HIV infected cocks for mercy.

Nah...you and your nancy-bros can't flame. You can't even wipe your festy arses properly.

[Lab Flaker]

I heard old Flynn was an ass man. Here is a fine coloured arse for him. And her name ain't Dove.

Flynn wouldn't have a chance with that fine specimen. And besides, that bountiful black queen surely doesn't have a cock beneath her skirt to pique his queerish interest anyway.

[Flynn]

Holy shit, you must be wearing a +2 Edgelord belt of flaming prowess to be able to dominate the forum like this.

Says the big fat dork that named itself: Fox Mulder.

Let me guess, you're rolling 20-sided-dice right now to see if you dodge my latest attack?

You had better have +Infinity Dragon Armor to stand against my Flames Of Fury that deal 20D×1000 fire damage, if your name is Aylana The Wood Fairy.

[Frood]

Flynnypoos treats his flames of fury with Preparation H.

[Flynn]

Flynn wouldn't have a chance with that fine specimen. And besides, that bountiful black queen surely doesn't have a cock beneath her skirt to pique his queerish interest anyway.

How about with your fat ex-wife?

What are my chances there if I'm King Martini? Obviously, the chances are pretty good, your plump ex-wife wasted part of her life with loser you. 😆

[Flynn]

Fuck the term "flame" for fuck sakes! You fucking nerds would absolutely shit yourselves if a nigger pointed an AK47 into your faces. You'll be down on your flaming knees, tooth plate out, begging to suck their HIV infected cocks for mercy.

Nah...you and your nancy-bros can't flame. You can't even wipe your festy arses properly.

This chump just doesn't get it and that's why "Flaming" has died.

Look at this idiot. He's actually getting bent out of shape over some well put together words, to the point of wanting to cause bodily harm. This is not the first manifestation of Breakfast and him going bonkers on being trolled again for the 67th time this week. The fuckface actually had a 3k bounty on me and was frantically trying to get Caskur to give up my "goods" if you will. Not only that, the Australian Faglamer ruined a friendship with Orca Pod Lily over the fact she didn't take his side, over back channels Hippo Lily thought it was hilarious how I could troll Breakdick soooo very easily.

And...this IS why flaming is dead. In the good old days if you were burned, you got up, wiped the dirt from your teeth, gave props on a great job to the other writer; and try again the next day. The latest rendition of flaming is to tell each other to suck a dick and then one poster gets mad and starts going the P.I. route. You soft-shelled peons take this shit sooo fucking seriously that you've sucked out all the fun out of a hobby that was used to waste time and garner a few laughs. You talentless fucks have taken what was always mean't for fun and fucked it all up because some of you get your feelings hurt easily by simple words.

A good example of this is DKG/Fashionista/Shen-Li. Day in and day out, yellow skin DKG laments how he "doesn't understand flaming and never will," yet the hypocritical Bulgogi eating bucktoothed bitch participates everytime he agrees and co-signs someone's raggedy ass post about a member from Bastard Factory. Additionally, it shows that DKG does want to be included in this lame "flame community" but knows he sucks cat nuts to compete with better rounded writers. And that right there, is why DKG always has something wannabe edgy to say but fails because the dink is soo fucking afraid of his girly feelings getting hurt, that he'd rather look like a lost 8-year-old that lost her parents at the Macy's Parade in New York City.

In closing, times have changed and so has the audience. Figure in more novel ways to communicate with like social media and you have the end of flaming.

[Frood]

tf;dr