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What the fuck is wrong with you dopes?

Started by Flynn, November 03, 2024, 12:13:16 AM

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Frood

Quote from: caskur on November 16, 2024, 01:28:07 AMYou know I am a Capricorn right?

Well I am... know who else were Capricorns? Muhammad Ali, George Foreman and Joe Frazier

Grimace from McDonald's and Rosco P Coltrane were Capricorns too...
Blahhhhhh...

caskur

Quote from: Garraty_47 on November 16, 2024, 07:19:29 AMI know, I know.
That was me being amusingly pedantic because you lacked a comma as well as wits.

The good news is it's possible for you to improve your grammar.

Not likely, but at least possible.

I usually put a comma there however there was this bird at 3rd Rail who used to complain I did.

Anyway, it didn't escape your eagle 4 eyes so I won't let it happen again

 :pardon:
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"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

caskur

Quote from: Frood on November 16, 2024, 08:11:07 AMGrimace from McDonald's and Rosco P Coltrane were Capricorns too...

You cannot beat us ... We won't let you. I can't help it, the stars make me like I am.

 :dontknow:
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Frood

Quote from: caskur on November 16, 2024, 09:14:19 AMYou cannot beat us ... We won't let you. I can't help it, the stars make me like I am.

 :dontknow:

I'm supposed to be a Scorpio... and while I've never put any stock in that fucktarded astrological brew-ha, I know that you know that I know how any interaction between us could go...

.. and that's me clowning you.  :drunk2:
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caskur

Quote from: Frood on November 16, 2024, 09:40:26 AMI'm supposed to be a Scorpio... and while I've never put any stock in that fucktarded astrological brew-ha, I know that you know that I know how any interaction between us could go...

.. and that's me clowning you.  :drunk2:

If I started picking at you, you would Spazz out.

One thing about Capricorns... We are the kindest people.

And we shouldn't Marry Aries named Kurt.
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Frood

Quote from: caskur on November 16, 2024, 09:45:41 AMIf I started picking at you, you would Spazz out.

One thing about Capricorns... We are the kindest people.

And we shouldn't Marry Aries named Kurt.



Cool... whatever you say.
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Aryan

Quote from: caskur on November 16, 2024, 12:08:29 AMHe isn't a flamer. He is a bore.


Levels of irony previously unparalleled... well done to the resident old age pooonsioner. 

Caskur, I could dismember your senile ass, piece by piece, in just a few brief, short, sharp, sentences, but it would be akin to elder abuse, so therefore I will refrain from subjecting you to the humiliation.

However, I will point out that just because you've been active online since Medieval times, doesn't automatically earn you a role as some kind of benevolent, wise, forum elder or authority figure.

TLDr STFU fatso. 

 

caskur

Quote from: Aryan on November 16, 2024, 02:23:02 PMLevels of irony previously unparalleled... well done to the resident old age pooonsioner. 

Caskur, I could dismember your senile ass, piece by piece, in just a few brief, short, sharp, sentences, but it would be akin to elder abuse, so therefore I will refrain from subjecting you to the humiliation.

However, I will point out that just because you've been active online since Medieval times, doesn't automatically earn you a role as some kind of benevolent, wise, forum elder or authority figure.

TLDr STFU fatso. 



I'll make friends with Tommy Robinson and show him your threats to me.

You'll be toast. Just watch out duffus.... you're living under two tier Keir Starmer and his police state.

"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Lab Flaker

Quote from: Aryan on November 15, 2024, 02:29:34 PMI'll jump in whatever convos I like, you bargain basement troon.

Everyone has known that you're a dewd for years now and your repeated spamming of those pm's don't disprove the fact that you have a hairy cawk and balls lurking under your miniskirt.  :dontknow:





More like an angry inch and no balls at all!



Lab Flaker

Quote from: caskur on November 16, 2024, 09:14:19 AMYou cannot beat us ... We won't let you. I can't help it, the stars make me like I am.

 :dontknow:

I am a Sagittarius... but I don't believe in that shit!


caskur

Quote from: Lab Flaker on November 17, 2024, 08:31:01 AMI am a Sagittarius... but I don't believe in that shit!



Shhhh, the only things that will survive a nuclear war are cockroaches and Capricorns.
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Frood

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Frood

I say this for the benefit of avatar_caskur who just got sadded by my cockroach comment.

I was a rat bag when I was 15-16 and a bit of 17. My parents couldn't discipline me enough because I didn't care. Ground me, I'd just leave for days.

Fell into a circle of latinos, mostly chicanos,and we had "enterprising" ways of making quick money on the day or using people for rides and such, so that we always had something to eat, drink, smoke, and entry into clubs. We were cockroaches... moderately successful cockroaches.

Not having any pitbulls or roosters, we ran cockroach competitions for betting rings. Get a dozen or two people together, place bets on 6 cockroaches found at the migrant camps, and put them in a really large pan with some cookie crumbs in the middle. First one to get to the crumbs won unless there was a fight between cockroaches.

There was NEVER a fight because cockroaches are fucking communists. They all peacefully ate side by side from the free crumbs.. We knew that, but the punters didn't.  :crampe:



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Aryan

Quote from: caskur on November 16, 2024, 06:48:20 PMI'll make friends with Tommy Robinson and show him your threats to me.


Nice 1!

Inquire about his funding from various zionist donors and news outlets aswell...



Lokmar

Quote from: Aryan on November 19, 2024, 06:28:48 PMNice 1!

Inquire about his funding from various zionist donors and news outlets aswell...




DAMN!!!!!

Foiled by THA JOOOOOOOZ again!!!
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