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What the fuck is wrong with you dopes?

Started by Flynn, November 03, 2024, 12:13:16 AM

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caskur

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I am busy watching Australia's skynews .... I cannot be bothered listening to board people be, ya know, board people

I want Kamala treated like vermin... Irradicated.

I am all stirred up.


Kill Kenny should be Kill Kamala.... With Flynn's bug spray.
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caskur

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on November 04, 2024, 12:50:26 PMRibeye is overrated

how was it cooked?

anything past medium and the cow died for nothing.

I have been having T bones through winter and they couldn't have been better..  I like med to well... I like it pink in the middle not red.

The rid eye must have been from a 12 year old bull... It was shocking... Kurt cooked it... Not me but even if I had cooked it there would be no guarantee I could have made it more tender.

Lamb season now. It's Spring in Perth.
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Biggie Smiles

Quote from: caskur on November 04, 2024, 12:58:31 PMI have been having T bones through winter and they couldn't have been better..  I like med to well... I like it pink in the middle not red.

The rid eye must have been from a 12 year old bull... It was shocking... Kurt cooked it... Not me but even if I had cooked it there would be no guarantee I could have made it more tender.

Lamb season now. It's Spring in Perth.

A good way to cook your steak to ensure it comes out tender is to sear it on a cast iron skillet then put it in the oven on the serving plate with your seasonings.

Not a hairline past medium. Little less even

then you bring the plate out and sear the inner pink on slices you cut right on the hot plate as you are eating it.

That's how the good ole boys in the higher echelons of society expect their meat to be cooked and eaten.

Now you know. 

Flynn

Quote from: caskur on November 04, 2024, 10:28:39 AMDoes anyone know why poor Flynn is obsessed with my lucky gap in my front teeth on my beautiful face?

The lucky gap is a sign of good luck and that it makes me a lucky gambler as well.

The reason is that jealous Flynn is a hapless gambler and always down on her tough
luck.

The gambling problem  started when she was roughly 14 and she had a small flock of pigeons like Mike Tyson did. Everytime her brother wanted to feed his Pitbull, he would play a hand of Snap and naturally he would win. Being older and quicker  assured that. With one of her pigeons, he would feed his pitbull, feathers and all.

Well poor little Flynn learned soon enough crying didn't work, either did begging and the only way she could  get a pigeon back was if she dropped her stinky bloomers, turn around, bent over and let her brother penetrative her in her nasty place. EW.

That is where her haemorrhoid used to flare up and give her hell.

Really Flynn, was it worth saving a pigeon when your polyp got popped?

Stooch...

 :drunk2:

I cannot believe that I have to repeat myself. The only reason I'm "obsessed with your gap" is because it's soo very expansive that it is generating its own magnetic field, which in turn is making the Earth spin off its own axis at .033577% every year. When I quantify these numbers with the current global warming trends, the Earth will lose its rotation in 4,555,812, years. So you can clearly see my concern regarding your "gap." It's all purely for science and you know, mankind.

As I've stated before, when you play slots, you are gambling, I use math and GTO, so for me it's not "gambling." The only variances that annoy me are the one and two outters that hit, but that's a part of poker. I started playing poker with my father and his friends every Friday night at our house in Ontario when I was 8. I then played poker throughout college and made many boys upset by raking in their weed money. From there I played in my very first WPT tourney and made my first cash for $1,200 I was soo excited. Since then I've been part of WSOP, WPT, Women's Poker Tour, The Heartland Poker Tour and have been on a live stream at The Lodge playing with Nick Airball, Doug Polk, and Brad Owen. Gambling to me is not having a choice in the final outcome. In poker you have choices.

Oh, you dirty bird, trying to make believe that I was violated by my own brother? By any chance is his name Breaktard? Sounds like his style. My nasty place? Seriously Caskur, why hold back now? You've already stated I was butt-fucked by my own brother, so why the censor when talking about "my nasty place?" And just when your writing was getting interesting.
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Flynn

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Flynn

Quote from: Garraty_47 on November 04, 2024, 11:35:14 AMThe same reason everyone else who mentions it does so...
...it's easy.

And you have to admit it can be funny too.
There's something about a person being able to eat both the cookie portions of an Oreo at the same time without disturbing the cream center that just tickles the ol' funny bone to imagine it.

Omnomnomnom.  lulz

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Flynn

Quote from: Lokmar on November 04, 2024, 12:29:44 PMMaybe you could go get yourself in the middle of a josephine/Thiel sammich, ya faggit!

I'm sorry, but I don't have time for you today. There are more interesting  "people" around who don't drag their knuckles like you.

CiAo!
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Flynn

Quote from: caskur on November 04, 2024, 12:34:27 PMProwler is one the top tier flame warriors. You werent  around when he was posting at Cosmic Outpost.




At this point, Caskur, your roast beef colored pussy flap could be a "top-tier flamer" considering there aren't any around anymore.
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Lokmar

Quote from: Flynn on November 04, 2024, 01:11:50 PMI'm sorry, but I don't have time for you today. There are more interesting  "people" around who don't drag their knuckles like you.

CiAo!

Fantastic! Please continue to not make time for me, broke assed faggit.
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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Lokmar on November 04, 2024, 01:30:02 PMFantastic! Please continue to not make time for me, broke assed faggit.
Remember when Tp0TF would go on for like 6 pages none stop about how you were not worthy of a response?  :crampe:

that shit was hysterical
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Lokmar

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on November 04, 2024, 01:32:12 PMRemember when Tp0TF would go on for like 6 pages none stop about how you were not worthy of a response?  :crampe:

that shit was hysterical

LMFAO! That went right along with her fat ugly ass leaving the inferwebs permanently once every few weeks!
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Reggie Essent

Quote from: Flynn on November 03, 2024, 11:20:53 PMBased off your stilted posts, and oblong head, I don't think you have a brain. I think maybe Dim Sum has his crusty hand up your ass, controlling your corpse like a puppet master.

Who's Dim Sum?  Is that some old Flametown Tard that chapped your ass one time in a "flaming match" that no one remembers or cares about?

Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Lokmar on November 04, 2024, 01:38:10 PMLMFAO! That went right along with her fat ugly ass leaving the inferwebs permanently once every few weeks!

Bro -- we made that cow go so fucking nuts one night that she actually called Bonesaw at 3:00am demanding he get up out of bed, log in and verify that she didn't have an epic space bending meltdown at SG because Lotusbud was made a mod.

Her online identity was at Stake!

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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Reggie Essent on November 04, 2024, 01:39:58 PMWho's Dim Sum?  Is that some old Flametown Tard that chapped your ass one time in a "flaming match" that no one remembers or cares about?

remember when we used to go to flamechamps to fuck with those nards during their little organized dick dances?

And over and over and over again TWAP would dispatch our random posts to some stupid thread where all the other mutants were rambling on about the ritual and append the "no run ins" to our posts?

It would take him at least 3 or 4 iterations of the exact same sequences of events for the little light bulb to go in his pointy head that maybe he should just ban us from the thread until it was done

that shit was always funny to me.

Reggie Essent

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on November 04, 2024, 01:44:57 PMremember when we used to go to flamechamps to fuck with those nards during their little organized dick dances?

And over and over and over again TWAP would dispatch our random posts to some stupid thread where all the other mutants were rambling on about the ritual and append the "no run ins" to our posts?

It would take him at least 3 or 4 iterations of the exact same sequences of events for the little light bulb to go in his pointy head that maybe he should just ban us from the thread until it was done

that shit was always funny to me.

I do remember that.  Mocking and ridiculing flame matches was the funnest thing about Flametown.
 :crampe:

I also remember the epic "tick tock" troll we ran at, I think, Flamechamps.  One of the Flametown places, anyway.  That was fun as fuck.

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