I am a polling GURU -- but what does the little R and D stand for next to the candidates name?

[Biggie Smiles]

I shit you not.

The alleged "Polling Guru" who had Kamoron up by 3 in IOWA had to be schooled on what the characters stood for

Because of course, in a poll relevant to election data in a two party system the D could stand for Dinner-plate and the R could be shorthand roller-skates   

 

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[Herman]

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[Frood]

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