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[DKG]

To Herman, she'd be anorexic.

The one in the white spandex he posted? Herman and I have different tastes in women, but that one does not need to call Jenny Craig.

[Blazor]

[Reggie Essent]

That's what girls you meet by elevators might look like, only for you she'd be a decade or so older to put her in your range. ;)

[Herman]

Honestly that's one of the thinner ones Herman has posted lol. Hell I'd hit it lol. Maybe needs a 20 lb loss though lol.

What the hell is the matter with you fellas. Any straight man would hit that as is and come back for seconds.

[Blazor]

That's what girls you meet by elevators might look like, only for you she'd be a decade or so older to put her in your range. ;)

I'm fine with any age gal, 25-55 lol. All I ask, body wise, is that they are my size or smaller, and keep up with me lol. Of course with a cute purty face. I love straight hair vs curly, which is another reason I think I gravitate towards Asians lol.

As I was grocery shopping today, I thought about your elevator situation believe it or not lol, and was imagining meeting someone at the grocery store. So instead of being my usual self with a nod and a smile and walking on, I started seeing the ones I was attracted to, and held my eye gaze a lil longer, to see the reaction. It was interesting, cause it kinda felt like I was getting a lil of that different tone/feedback from them here and there. Like it wasn't the usual friendly smile, jus felt different like they knew I was throwing that vibe, would return a smile and keep walking. Surely they had that shyness factor going on as well lol. Its 2025, I got this, lil by lil, I got this.

[Blazor]

What the hell is the matter with you fellas. Any straight man would hit that as is and come back for seconds.

I said I'd hit it lol. Hell, I'd hit the hell out of it so much, I'd fuck that 20lbs off her in a couple weeks!!!

[Reggie Essent]

I'm fine with any age gal, 25-55 lol. All I ask, body wise, is that they are my size or smaller, and keep up with me lol. Of course with a cute purty face. I love straight hair vs curly, which is another reason I think I gravitate towards Asians lol.

As I was grocery shopping today, I thought about your elevator situation believe it or not lol, and was imagining meeting someone at the grocery store. So instead of being my usual self with a nod and a smile and walking on, I started seeing the ones I was attracted to, and held my eye gaze a lil longer, to see the reaction. It was interesting, cause it kinda felt like I was getting a lil of that different tone/feedback from them here and there. Like it wasn't the usual friendly smile, jus felt different like they knew I was throwing that vibe, would return a smile and keep walking. Surely they had that shyness factor going on as well lol. Its 2025, I got this, lil by lil, I got this.

I was just sayin', you never know who you might meet around the next corner.  We were talking about the online dating apps thing, remember, and for me that's kinda alien.  Then again, I am an old fuck and think bitches should be met up with in bars, stores, libraries, friend's house parties or even by elevators.  But the apps seem to work for some folks, so what do I know.

[Blazor]

I was just sayin', you never know who you might meet around the next corner.  We were talking about the online dating apps thing, remember, and for me that's kinda alien.  Then again, I am an old fuck and think bitches should be met up with in bars, stores, libraries, friend's house parties or even by elevators.  But the apps seem to work for some folks, so what do I know.

Nah man, Im old school too, Im trying my best to avoid the apps lol. But you are totally right, never know who might be around the corner, and if she says "$25 sucky sucky" I might go for it, lulz. But for real though, I know exactly what you mean, I be meeting folks all the damn time.

[Herman]

I said I'd hit it lol. Hell, I'd hit the hell out of it so much, I'd fuck that 20lbs off her in a couple weeks!!!

She don't need to lose any weight.

[Blazor]

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[Blazor]

LokmarL I think I found the one 

[Lokmar]

LokmarL I think I found the one 

I'd take tattoo'd faggit HATER over no tattoo'd faggit lover 100%!!!!

[Blazor]

[Blazor]