I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?

[Lokmar]

Discuss!

[Lokmar]

OK, since none of you retarded cunts responded within 3.2 seconds......

I luvs BOTH in a sisterly way...althought I might have to smak em down once in a while to keep the peace between them.

See, I luvs me some Dovey, cause she's been fucked up like a soup sandwich before. Lokmar has been fucked up like a soup sandwich before. So she can relate. I gots me a neurologicxcal connection with her. It feels dangerous tho!

I luvs me some Shen because she's the type of woman who you consult on life altering matters. Sure, she's a bitch, but in a super beneficial way. She'll tell you what a fucked up moron retard you are when you most need it. I dont know if I'd have listened to her when I needed to, but I'd at lest like to look back on life and enjoy her telling me "I told you so, dumbass baizuo!"

Is this the model for Yin/Yang? Lemme know!

Anyway, I wanna tie these two by the tail and toss em over a clothesline....just to see WTF happens.

Hey, its the Eagle Rare talking, you fucking assholes. Dont read too far into it.

[Herman]

OK, since none of you retarded cunts responded within 3.2 seconds......

I luvs BOTH in a sisterly way...althought I might have to smak em down once in a while to keep the peace between them.

See, I luvs me some Dovey, cause she's been fucked up like a soup sandwich before. Lokmar has been fucked up like a soup sandwich before. So she can relate. I gots me a neurologicxcal connection with her. It feels dangerous tho!

I luvs me some Shen because she's the type of woman who you consult on life altering matters. Sure, she's a bitch, but in a super beneficial way. She'll tell you what a fucked up moron retard you are when you most need it. I dont know if I'd have listened to her when I needed to, but I'd at lest like to look back on life and enjoy her telling me "I told you so, dumbass baizuo!"

Is this the model for Yin/Yang? Lemme know!

Anyway, I wanna tie these two by the tail and toss em over a clothesline....just to see WTF happens.

Hey, its the Eagle Rare talking, you fucking assholes. Dont read too far into it.

Old Herman would do both of them. At the same time.

[Lokmar]

Old Herman would do both of them. At the same time.

And then you woke up with your drawers stuck to you!!!!

The reality is, if that happened, it would look like murder. I dont know who exactly would die, but there would be BLOOD!

[Herman]

And then you woke up with your drawers stuck to you!!!!

The reality is, if that happened, it would look like murder. I dont know who exactly would die, but there would be BLOOD!

It would be a couple more satisfied customers for old Herman.

[Lokmar]

It would be a couple more satisfied customers for old Herman.

I always told my wife I wanted to die with a big smile on my face after sex!!! 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'm pretty tore up right now

Spent about 3 hours drinking and smoking cigars in my 8 person whirlpool spa

[Lokmar]

I'm pretty tore up right now

Spent about 3 hours drinking and smoking cigars in my 8 person whirlpool spa

SHHHHHhhhhhhh! Dont stir up the fukin window lickers now dude!

[Biggie Smiles]

SHHHHHhhhhhhh! Dont stir up the fukin window lickers now dude!

If I post pictures they wont stop shitting in their buckets.

you could fit Oak's house in my master bedroom

no serious. 

[Shen Li]

SHHHHHhhhhhhh! Dont stir up the fukin window lickers now dude!

I was going to say, Seamunchkin must be standing on a step stool looking in the window right now.

[Lokmar]

If I post pictures they wont stop shitting in their buckets.

you could fit Oak's house in my master bedroom

no serious. 

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PWN3D!

[Biggie Smiles]

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PWN3D!

This is why they hate me so much.

I am legit better than they are and they know it too. 

[Lokmar]

I was going to say, Seamunchkin must be standing on a step stool looking in the window right now.

I'd like to fly down to the CR Hovel and snap a pic of me drinking whiskey on that dipshits beach and post it here! 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'd like to fly down to the CR Hovel and snap a pic of me drinking whiskey on that dipshits beach and post it here! 

I go on 5 luxury cruises a year and book various cruise lines

never once have I seen costa rica as a destination. What a shit hole.

Broke ass motherfucker running down there to stretch his monthly 1300.00 a month SSI payments 

[Biggie Smiles]

Giving birth to an Ohio class nuclear submarine?