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I luvs me some Shen and Dovey....controversial?

Started by Lokmar, December 14, 2024, 07:27:57 PM

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Lokmar

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 14, 2024, 09:36:38 PMI go on 5 luxury cruises a year and book various cruise lines

never once have I seen costa rica as a destination. What a shit hole.

Broke ass motherfucker running down there to stretch his monthly 1300.00 a month SSI payments  :crampe:

Agreed....You gotta admit tho, it would be worth it to see him losing his shit over you making an appearance on his beach!  :crampe:
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Lokmar

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 14, 2024, 09:39:53 PMGiving birth to an Ohio class nuclear submarine?



You know that bitch dont look that "good" anymore!

Shen Li

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Quote from: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 07:36:03 PMOK, since none of you retarded cunts responded within 3.2 seconds......

I luvs BOTH in a sisterly way...althought I might have to smak em down once in a while to keep the peace between them.

See, I luvs me some Dovey, cause she's been fucked up like a soup sandwich before. Lokmar has been fucked up like a soup sandwich before. So she can relate. I gots me a neurologicxcal connection with her. It feels dangerous tho!

I luvs me some Shen because she's the type of woman who you consult on life altering matters. Sure, she's a bitch, but in a super beneficial way. She'll tell you what a fucked up moron retard you are when you most need it. I dont know if I'd have listened to her when I needed to, but I'd at lest like to look back on life and enjoy her telling me "I told you so, dumbass baizuo!"

Is this the model for Yin/Yang? Lemme know!

Anyway, I wanna tie these two by the tail and toss em over a clothesline....just to see WTF happens.

Hey, its the Eagle Rare talking, you fucking assholes. Dont read too far into it.
Hey lound eye, don't ever compare me to that messed up, immature nympho Dove evah. She is 45 going on 15.

If these forums are still around in 5 years Dove will be posting how in total love she is with some new male victim and saying the gullible guy she is with now wasn't wasn't satisfying her sexual needs and he is gay.

It's hard to believe a train wreck like Dove actually exists. However, she's white and she knows white men have incredibly low standards.

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Lokmar

Quote from: Shen Li on December 14, 2024, 09:42:32 PMHey lound eye, don't ever compare me to that messed up, immature nympho Dove evah. She is 45 going 15.

If these forums are still around in 5 years Dove will be posting how in total love she is with some new male victim and saying the gullible guy she is with now wasn't wasn't satisfying her sexual needs and he is gay.

It's hard to believe a train wreck like Dove actually exists. However, she's white and she knows white men have incredibly low standards.



Listen here "sister", I was talking about you, not TOO you! Dont get lippy!!!!

Reggie Essent

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 14, 2024, 09:39:53 PMGiving birth to an Ohio class nuclear submarine?



She shoud audition for Herman's Dayum thread.

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Quote from: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 09:44:26 PMListen here "sister", I was talking about you, not TOO you! Dont get lippy!!!!
Oh you shaddap lound eye or I go kung fu on you and sit on ur face.

Lokmar

Quote from: Shen Li on December 14, 2024, 09:46:24 PMOh you shaddap lound eye or I go kung fu on you and sit on ur face.

I'd eat you raw and you'd beg for mercy!!!!!

Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Reggie Essent on December 14, 2024, 09:46:05 PMShe shoud audition for Herman's Dayum thread.


You crazy?

Herman's gals got big asses. This whale has big EVERYTHING
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Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 14, 2024, 09:36:38 PMI go on 5 luxury cruises a year and book various cruise lines

never once have I seen costa rica as a destination. What a shit hole.

Broke ass motherfucker running down there to stretch his monthly 1300.00 a month SSI payments  :crampe:
We know he is short and broke. Folks that have seen him lately say Seamunchkin is fat too. Also bald.

It must really suck to be him.
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Quote from: Herman on December 14, 2024, 10:02:32 PMWe know he is short and broke. Folks that have seen him lately say Seamunchkin is fat too. Also bald.

It must really suck to be him.
So basically he is the more feminine version of Oak ?
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Herman

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 14, 2024, 10:04:43 PMSo basically he is the more feminine version of Oak ?
And a hell of a lot more stupid.
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Quote from: Lokmar on December 14, 2024, 07:36:03 PMOK, since none of you retarded cunts responded within 3.2 seconds......

I luvs BOTH in a sisterly way...althought I might have to smak em down once in a while to keep the peace between them.

See, I luvs me some Dovey, cause she's been fucked up like a soup sandwich before. Lokmar has been fucked up like a soup sandwich before. So she can relate. I gots me a neurologicxcal connection with her. It feels dangerous tho!

I luvs me some Shen because she's the type of woman who you consult on life altering matters. Sure, she's a bitch, but in a super beneficial way. She'll tell you what a fucked up moron retard you are when you most need it. I dont know if I'd have listened to her when I needed to, but I'd at lest like to look back on life and enjoy her telling me "I told you so, dumbass baizuo!"

Is this the model for Yin/Yang? Lemme know!

Anyway, I wanna tie these two by the tail and toss em over a clothesline....just to see WTF happens.

Hey, its the Eagle Rare talking, you fucking assholes. Dont read too far into it.
I will be like this over Christmas when I open a bottle of James Buchanan 18 Special Reserve.

Ravey

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on December 14, 2024, 09:39:53 PMGiving birth to an Ohio class nuclear submarine?



Damn it, Biggie!..  Why didn't you post my updated version?  :crampe:





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Quote from: Ravey on December 15, 2024, 11:46:50 AMDamn it, Biggie!..  Why didn't you post my updated version?  :crampe:







Sad thing is: the cow is ugly either way. Young and old.

Even in her prime her face looked like the Michelin Man's arm.