I hope Garraty and Blazor stock up

[Dove]

hahahaha just a hog getaway -- just kicking back and breathing heavy by the troughs?

That's how you can tell these losers are really friendless in real life.

Prowler was roasting them because they were apparently pool side and both logged onto bf and chatting in the shout box

Lulz

[Biggie Smiles]

Prowler was roasting them because they were apparently pool side and both logged onto bf and chatting in the shout box

Lulz

         

[Biggie Smiles]

OMG  - lmao

I'm dying over here

[Reggie Essent]

OMG  - lmao

I'm dying over here

There was moar detail, but like I said, I'd just eaten so ket scrolling.

[Biggie Smiles]

Isn't Prowler supposed to be on Pig's ignore list or something?

One of the 10,000 people whom she doesn't not care about but responds to relentless and religiously ?

[Biggie Smiles]

There was moar detail, but like I said, I'd just eaten so ket scrolling.

Please, don't go back and read that. And if you do please do not share

fucking borderline Jumanji porn

[Dove]

         

Keep in mind...Oak was claiming my relationship must be horrible and doomed because one of the rare nights I was scrolling...I was in bed next to my man while scrolling.

He reading and preparing for some articles he had to write.

Reading in bed next too eachother means we are miserable together.

Her and Murd beached next to a pool while both being stuck to their screens in the bf shout box just meant they needed to "decompress"

 

[Dove]

Isn't Prowler supposed to be on Pig's ignore list or something?

One of the 10,000 people whom she doesn't not care about but responds to relentless and religiously ?

 None of them can ignore him lol. They haven't even figured him out yet.

 They constantly take his bait. They can't help it.

[Biggie Smiles]

Keep in mind...Oak was claiming my relationship must be horrible and doomed because one of the rare nights I was scrolling...I was in bed next to my man while scrolling.

He reading and preparing for some articles he had to write.

Reading in bed next too eachother means we are miserable together.

Her and Murd beached next to a pool while both being stuck to their screens in the bf shout box just meant they needed to "decompress"

 

Decompressing like airbags deploying during a head on collision

[Biggie Smiles]

how sad

two desperate women on vacation together lacking male attention to such an extent that they have to log into  BF to talk to Altifungus and sewage major.

Shoot me if I ever lose at life that badly

[Blazor]

Murdough used to say she was a sex kitten

hahaahahah

that's like saying sewage major is a Rhodes scholar

You're trying to tell me, that THIS is a sex kitten....

[Blazor]

Thankfully nothing like that happened.

Also I wasn't the one who blasted anything like that on the forum anymore than Biggie did.

Murdock enjoys traveling around having sex with people from the internet and then running to the internet to talk about it.

In very dishonest and exaggerated ways.

Shen would leave any restaurant i was in because her husband would be drooling over me. Seeing an attractive woman who has regular orgasms and is relaxed and enjoying herself probably isn't something he sees much of.

Luckily we(my person and i) rarely go out to eat. We both love to cook and bake and we are both very good at it.

He surprised me yesterday with a new apron. 100 percent cotton with pockets on it. Excalty what I wanted 🤗

I only go out to eat once every 2 months, so I get it lol. Food I make at home is cheaper, better for ya, and a hell of a lot tastier!

Awww, cute on the apron!

[Dove]

I only go out to eat once every 2 months, so I get it lol. Food I make at home is cheaper, better for ya, and a hell of a lot tastier!

Awww, cute on the apron!

 We have a few go to places we will get door dashed here when we don't feel like cooking.

 I often get anxiety even in upscale restaurants. If it's crowded forget it.  Luckily both of us were never big on going out to eat. Or going out to bars.

 We would....just not often. We like to cook at home and have fires.

 And yes I love the apron. I'm gonna make a few batches of pasta this weekend and continue on my sourdough journey lol.

[Blazor]

how sad

two desperate women on vacation together lacking male attention to such an extent that they have to log into  BF to talk to Altifungus and sewage major.

Shoot me if I ever lose at life that badly

When Im out having fun, at any given time and place, my phone is the last thing Im thinking about. Except maybe to take a pic or two for memory sake, and maybe a short vid of a band. Other than that, no one will hear from me for as long as Im having fun, even like 9 days at the music festival lol.

I am currently in Winter Mode, thus Im on here more. Y'all know I almost disappear starting St. Patrick's day lol.

Both of them are so fake. I dont think either one of them know what true joy is, and its sad. I want everyone to be happy.

[Blazor]

We have a few go to places we will get door dashed here when we don't feel like cooking.

 I often get anxiety even in upscale restaurants. If it's crowded forget it.  Luckily both of us were never big on going out to eat. Or going out to bars.

 We would....just not often. We like to cook at home and have fires.

I think its been over 20 years since I've had food delivered to my house lololol. I'm even including pizza!

I have a few places I love to go, Im picky though. Thing I hate is going by myself, jus' feels weird lol. Thus I go once every other month somewhere.

Fires and home food? Plus your man likes whiskey! So what airport should I shoot for if I were to come party with y'all for a weekend lol?