You must insult the person above you.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Voted for Kamala because she gives him chub.

[Frood]

Dressed up as Jason Biggs for Halloween and got mistaken for Ernest P Worrell.

[J E B Stuart]

His guiltiest pleasure in life is suckin' on his binky when he thinks nobody is around.

Amen.

[Frood]

Makes fun of contortionists because he jelly...

[Brent]

Is furious that The Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act has effectively ended his hopes of winning an Olympics medal in women's 100 metre swimming.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Gets his best aerobics workout from internet porn.

[Herman]

When he was a kid his mom dropped him off at school and got a ticket for littering.

[Shen Li]

Some cause happiness wherever they go; you, whenever you go.

[Renegade Quark]

Is so ugly it hurts my feelings.

[Shen Li]

Said he couldn't bear fools. Apparently his mother could.

[Frood]

When she jogs along the beach her cankles rubbing make whales beach themselves. 

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Eats so much Oreos that his teeth have become dark brown.

[Herman]

If you gave him an enema you could stick him in a matchbox.

[Shen Li]

Has Van Gogh's ear for music.

[J E B Stuart]

The #1 item on her bucket list is to be the singer and dancer in a Jardiance TV commercial.

Amen.