You must insult the person above you.

[Garraty_47]

Heard that sentient observations of quantum events alters the results so attended a demonstration of the double slit experiment but when it was their turn to make the observation nothing at all changed.

[J E B Stuart]

Is hittin' the Sterno again.

Amen.

[Frood]

Goes liquor shopping at a reservation True Value Co-Op.

[Garraty_47]

Hires models to scam his OnlyFeets subscribers.

[Frood]

Can't afford dreamcatchers; braids his nipple hairs instead.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Goes binge drinking on Kool Aid mixed with cough syrup.

[J E B Stuart]

Saving his aluminum can money to become bigender so he can do just that whenever he is told "Go fuck yourself!"  The way he sees it, he'll be constantly havin' sex.

Amen.

[Renegade Quark]

Navel lint collector.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Has a collection of baby oil that makes Diddy all jealous.

[Frood]

Face fucked by a mob of rodeo clowns on Cialis.

[Reggie Essent]

Rejected by a mob of rodeo clowns on Cialis who went after a dead badger on the roadside because it was better looking and didn't smell as bad.

[Shen Li]

Went to a see a proctologist and the doctor put his finger in Reggie's mouth.

[Frood]

Flicks her bean to Bryan Adams songs.

[Renegade Quark]

Is president of the Nickleback fan club.

[Frood]

Got charged for indecent exposure sexually assaulting a pool noodle at his YMCA.