You must insult the person above you.

[J E B Stuart]

Despite a record 23 appearances on Maury to test 31 different men, his ma has yet to find his daddy.

Amen.

[Shen Li]

He asked his wife, "why don't you tell me when you orgasm."

She replied, "I don't like calling you when you're at work."

[Renegade Quark]

Is Whoopi Goldberg's stunt double.

[J E B Stuart]

In his side hustle as a masseur, is well known for his no hands or feet happy endings.

Amen. 

[Shen Li]

If sex with 3 people is called a threesome and sex with 4 people is called a foursome, I guess it's clear why Stuart is called handsome.

[Renegade Quark]

Swamp donkey.

[J E B Stuart]

In-house human test subject for the R&D department of a large dildo manufacturer.

Amen.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Wears adult diapers to a pool party.

[Reggie Essent]

Always has to clean the pool after the pool party.

[Shen Li]

According to Reggie what's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot. Reggie will spend hours looking for a golf ball.

[J E B Stuart]

Evil Li hittin' the beach in another futile attempt to redeem herself from her exceedingly sinful past:



Amen.

[Shen Li]

According to Stuart the difference between a chickpea and a lentil is that he wouldn't pay $50 to have a lentil on his face.

[Renegade Quark]

Secretly voted for Kamala.

[Reggie Essent]

Secretly voted for Kamala.

Has a Kamala poster on the back of his bathroom door.

[Dove]

 Has a father who smelt of elderberry.