You must insult the person above you.

[Renegade Quark]

Still thinks she can be something other than a dry cleaner.

[Shen Li]

He figured out a way to make his wife scream during sex. He calls and tells her about it.

[Renegade Quark]

Her beauty salon has a lift.

[Shen Li]

He wanted to try a threesome. But, then he thought if he is to disappoint 2 other people he would just have dinner with his parents.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Is the only East Asian that has been a victim of the "pee pee in your Coke" joke.

[J E B Stuart]

Loudly chides anyone who'll listen that pee pee in Coke is for pussies; that manly men demand wang fortified punch:

Amen.

[Shen Li]

On a trip to a very progressive nation he was asked how he views lesbians.

I guess "in HD" was not the answer the foreign libtards were looking for.

[J E B Stuart]

Has developed thick callouses on her twat, taint 'n' turdcutter from sitting on so many faces.

Amen.

[Shen Li]

He asked his wife if he was the only one she's been with.

She said, "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights".

[Renegade Quark]

Is a ten...






...on a scale of 1 to 1000.

[Shen Li]

He's trying to get over his masturbation addiction.

I think he'll beat it.

[Renegade Quark]

Uses a jackhammer as a vibrator.

[Shen Li]

He says make up sex is the best.

That sounds about right since all his sex is made up.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Her thong bikini can be used as a catapult for basketball sized rocks.

[Shen Li]

He thinks not going to the gym counts as resistance training.