You must insult the person above you.

[Shen Li]

He didn't remember blowing bubbles as a kid until he ran into him the other day and they started talking about it.

[Frood]

Thinks Bon Appétit is a breed of canine.

[Shen Li]

He recently came into a bunch of money. Which is strange for him, he usually just uses a paper towel.

[Renegade Quark]

Her zodiac sign is Delirious.

[Shen Li]

He watched a documentary on marijuana. I think he does everything that way.

[Renegade Quark]

Has so much hair on her upper lip she looks like Tom Selleck.

[Shen Li]

He's looking forward to being able to grow hair on his upper lip  when puberty kicks in.

[Renegade Quark]

Could use a rolled-up mattress for a tampon.

[Shen Li]

He brought some flowers home for his wife.

She asked him, "Does this mean I have to spread my legs"?

RQ replied, "Do we not have a vase"?

[J E B Stuart]

Has an unusual side hustle at a local strip club. There, the gentlemen make it rain for her to put her clothes back on.

Amen.

[Herman]

Spends his entire pension cheque at the peeler bar.

[Renegade Quark]

Has more hair on his back than on his head.

[Shen Li]

He's so frugal he stayed in the cheapest hotel he could find. He went to the front desk and said "I've got a leak in my sink."

They said "Go ahead."

[Frood]

Urinated on her gaming console because Nintendo said Wii...

[Garraty_47]

He doesn't need to flush after defecating... he smiles at the commode and that scares the shit out of it.