You must insult the person above you.

[Renegade Quark]

Was slated to play Joan of Arc at the community theater until they discovered a chink in her armor.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Went to the local library to look up religious material.


Was arrested for using the library internet to fap to spanking nuns porn.

[Reggie Essent]

Was also arrested for fapping to RQ fapping to nun porn from another library computer.

[Renegade Quark]

He couldn't get laid even if he crawled up a chicken's ass and pretended to be an egg.

[Shen Li]

RQ asked his wife if the cup is half full or half empty. She told him to stop wearing her bras.

[J E B Stuart]

Reminds me of my dog Fred, who chases his own tail for entertainment.

Amen.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Mixes WD40, paint thinner, and extra dry gin that he calls a Manhattan.

[Renegade Quark]

Looks like his yearbook picture.

[J E B Stuart]

His go-to fap assistant:



Amen.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

His ex-GF.

[Shen Li]

I heard from a reliable source Prof is in trouble with his new girlfriend.

After they had sex last night she said, "You know, you're easily the biggest I've ever had."

Apparently, "Ditto" wasn't the correct response.

[Herman]

Has a sideways vagina.

[Shen Li]

If Herman talks dirty to a woman, that's sexual harassment. If a woman talks dirty to Herman that's 7 bucks a minute.

[Renegade Quark]

Will love you long time.