You must insult the person above you.

[Renegade Quark]

Her G spot is in her ass.

[Shen Li]

Apparently, The Weeknd based his name on the only time RQ's wife will blow him.

[J E B Stuart]

In light of her commitment to truth-in-advertising, was compelled to have her tramp stamp tattooed on her face.

Amen.

[Renegade Quark]

Swims in the shallow end of the gene pool.

[Shen Li]

He thinks the best thing about sex with twenty eight year olds is that there are twenty of them.

[J E B Stuart]

it took a lotta stroke, but finally landed her dream job:

Amen.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Is the pony "fluffer".

[Renegade Quark]

When he was born the doctor slapped his mother.

[Shen Li]

I'm not saying RQ is old, but if he was whisky, he'd be really expensive.