You must insult the person above you.

[Renegade Quark]

Her G spot is in her ass.

[Shen Li]

Apparently, The Weeknd based his name on the only time RQ's wife will blow him.

[J E B Stuart]

In light of her commitment to truth-in-advertising, was compelled to have her tramp stamp tattooed on her face.

Amen.

[Renegade Quark]

Swims in the shallow end of the gene pool.

[Shen Li]

He thinks the best thing about sex with twenty eight year olds is that there are twenty of them.

[J E B Stuart]

it took a lotta stroke, but finally landed her dream job:

Amen.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Is the pony "fluffer".

[Renegade Quark]

When he was born the doctor slapped his mother.

[Shen Li]

I'm not saying RQ is old, but if he was whisky, he'd be really expensive.

[MrNiceGuy]

Shen Li is a lover of art.












Her favorite artist is Jo Jo Siwa.










True story.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

He mixes vodka with prune juice and calls it a "pipe cleaner".

[Shen Li]

Prof asked his phone "Siri why am I still single"? It activated the front camera.

[J E B Stuart]

Hit with a cease and desist order on yet another ill-conceived business venture. Although the details remain a bit sketchy, suffice it to say the court didn't hesitate to pound the gavel down hard on her "Girl Scout Nookies".

Amen.

[Shen Li]

The difference between Stu's dick and his paycheque is that someone's always willing to blow his paycheque.

[Renegade Quark]

Loses sleep over her carbon footprint.