You must insult the person above you.

[Shen Li]

His neighbour called RQ a pervert. That upset him so much the cactus almost slipped out of his ass.

[J E B Stuart]

Has PETA on speed dial for those times when the insult trauma is too much for her to bear.

Amen.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Mixes vodka with exlax and calls it a black Russian hydrogen bomb.

[Shen Li]

Prof and his wife were having a hard time paying the bills. One night Prof decides he is going to go whore himself out standing on the corner. The next day he came home to tell his wife how he he made $200.05. His wife asked which cheap bitch gave you 5 cents. Prof replied, all of them.