You must insult the person above you.

[Shen Li]

RQ bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if he'd like a bag. RQ said "no, I'll just turn the lights off."

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

She puts the fun in funeral....



... during sex.   

[J E B Stuart]

Some like it hot,
Some like it cold,
Prof likes it in the ground, nine days old.

Amen.

[Shen Li]

A detective knocked on Stu's door today saying he was looking for a man with one eye.

Stu told him if he used both eyes he would prolly find him a lot quicker.

[J E B Stuart]

Secretly wishes she was of the Caucasian persuasion.

Amen.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Mixes rum, prune juice, and kerosene and calls it a "YO-HO-HOLY SHIT!!!".

[Shen Li]

A waiter asked Prof "do you wanna box for your leftovers"?

Prof replied, "nah I hate violence. You can have them."

[Renegade Quark]

Looks like she was in a gang fight and her gang didn't show up.

[Shen Li]

RQ called his bank and told them they should do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled. He complained this is the 5th one l've been to that says Insufficient Funds.