You must insult the person above you.

[Shen Li]

Prof was at the hospital when the nurse said you may not feel anything from the waist down, so prof said just the tits then.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Her definition of safe sex is doing it inside a bank vault.

[Shen Li]

Prof likes long walks on the beach with his girlfriend until the
LSD wears off and he realizes he's just dragging a stolen mannequin
around McDonald's parking lot.

[J E B Stuart]

Relieved of her position as Lifeguard instructor in response to an incident involving a hands-free CPR method she claimed to have learned from Shaolin monks.

Picture it . . .

Amen.

[Shen Li]

Stu had his driving test today. He got 8 out of 10.
The other 2 jumped out of the way.

[Renegade Quark]

Thinks Jeb is an Asian.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Wants to date Jeb.

[J E B Stuart]

One of his biggest dirty little secrets is that Nancy Pelosi gives him wood.



Amen.