You must insult the person above you.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

She thinks chicken pot pie is made from chickens that were allowed to range in a "Mexican garden".

[J E B Stuart]

When he first saw Bryon Noem's rack, Profarooni scoffed, turned up his nose and exclaimed, "What a wannabe puss.  Mine are easily twice that size!"

Amen.

[Shen Li]

Stu has a "brilliant" idea to start a company that makes women's vibrators.
He's going to call it Genital Electric.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

^^^ Meet the first customer and biggest shareholder of that company.

[Shen Li]

The sexual position always used in Prof's house is the doggie position.
Prof sits up and begs and his wife rolls over and plays dead.

[J E B Stuart]

Pulled some strings with ol' Jeb and got hired on as a product tester at Genital Electric. Her first day on the job started off well until  mid-morning when she began stuttering, howling, quivering and sweating profusely. An ambulance was called and shortly after arrival, a quick examination revealed she had a super-sized "product" lodged deeply inside her . . . you know what . . . buzzing away on the highest setting.

On doctor's orders, Shen is home resting. They are hopeful the spontaneous twitching, drooling and yipping will eventually subside within 7-10 days.

Amen.