You must insult the person above you.

[Shen Li]

It wouldn't be X-mas @ Prof's house without a turkey, a fruit cake and some mixed nuts. But, enough about his relatives.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

She makes sex about as exciting as a root canal...



... without Novocaine.

[Shen Li]

Prof's Son: how did humans come to exist?
Prof's Wife: well you see God created Adam and Eve.....
Prof's Son: But Dad said we came from apes.
Prof's Wife: He was talking about his family, I'm telling you about mine.

[J E B Stuart]

Nothing gets her luv juices flowing "down there" like good ol' Slim Whitman:

Amen.

[Renegade Quark]

Is a Slim Whitman impersonator.