You must insult the person above you.

[Shen Li]

It wouldn't be X-mas @ Prof's house without a turkey, a fruit cake and some mixed nuts. But, enough about his relatives.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

She makes sex about as exciting as a root canal...



... without Novocaine.

[Shen Li]

Prof's Son: how did humans come to exist?
Prof's Wife: well you see God created Adam and Eve.....
Prof's Son: But Dad said we came from apes.
Prof's Wife: He was talking about his family, I'm telling you about mine.

[J E B Stuart]

Nothing gets her luv juices flowing "down there" like good ol' Slim Whitman:

Amen.

[Renegade Quark]

Is a Slim Whitman impersonator.

[Shen Li]

RQ said to his friend, "I keep seeing camels in my sleep."
RQ's friend replied, "Have you seen a psychiatrist."?
RQ responded, "No, just camels."

[J E B Stuart]

Wishes she was ambidextrous so she could have a ménage à trois.

Amen.

[Shen Li]

Stu said to his wife "Let's spice things up and try a little roll play. You be the doctor and I'll be the patient."
Stu's wife wheeled him out to the hallway and forgot about him for 12 hours.

[Lab Flaker]

I've never ever ever never thought that your labia were anything but vertical!!
 

[wizer]

I've never ever ever never thought that your labia were anything but vertical!!
 

You never saw a horizontal clit because you can't even get an ugly chink to fuck you.

[Lab Flaker]

Went over to BF and I never knew who she was?

[Shen Li]

LF's doctor asked him if he took medicine with diarrhea?
LF replied "No I take it with water instead."

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

She has a way with words.




Usually after several beers so they're nice and slurry.