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Is Green Hornet Still A Virgin?

Started by Gary Oak, October 27, 2012, 11:12:36 PM

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Gary Oak

#435
January 22, 2015, 12:40:24 PM
I read the Japanese have invented a life like fuck doll. He went to buy one and it came to life and said, I am not going to touch that eeny weenie, bucktoothed, gimpanzee.  ac_drinks ac_toofunny  ac_drinks

Renee

#436
January 22, 2015, 01:07:05 PM
Quote from: "Gary Oak"I read the Japanese have invented a life like fuck doll. He went to buy one and it came to life and said, I am not going to touch that eeny weenie, bucktoothed, gimpanzee.  ac_drinks ac_toofunny  ac_drinks


Wow, now even you will be able to get laid.  ac_biggrin
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

Chickenfeets

#437
January 22, 2015, 02:22:22 PM
That is, if Gary can figure out how to turn it on.

Renee

#438
January 22, 2015, 02:25:01 PM
Quote from: "Chickenfeets"That is, if Gary can figure out how to turn it on.


I don't think you turn it on; you just blow it up.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

Gary Oak

#439
January 22, 2015, 06:15:57 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Gary Oak"I read the Japanese have invented a life like fuck doll. He went to buy one and it came to life and said, I am not going to touch that eeny weenie, bucktoothed, gimpanzee.  ac_drinks ac_toofunny  ac_drinks


Wow, now even you will be able to get laid.  ac_biggrin

As if lard girl. I made a beautiful chick with big tits squeal for more this weekend.

Renee

#440
January 22, 2015, 06:24:42 PM
Quote from: "Gary Oak"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Gary Oak"I read the Japanese have invented a life like fuck doll. He went to buy one and it came to life and said, I am not going to touch that eeny weenie, bucktoothed, gimpanzee.  ac_drinks ac_toofunny  ac_drinks


Wow, now even you will be able to get laid.  ac_biggrin

As if lard girl. I made a beautiful chick with big tits squeal for more this weekend.


Those weren't squeals, dumbass.



Those were the squeaky noises a rubber blow up doll makes when you rub your dick on it.  ac_rollseyes
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

Gary Oak

#441
January 22, 2015, 06:29:31 PM
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Quote from: "Gary Oak"
Quote from: "Renee"


Wow, now even you will be able to get laid.  ac_biggrin

As if lard girl. I made a beautiful chick with big tits squeal for more this weekend.


Those weren't squeals, dumbass.



Those were the squeaky noises a rubber blow up doll makes when you rub your dick on it.  ac_rollseyes

She was all woman pillsbury dough girl. Are all you four hundred pounders are jealous and spiteful? Are you and ghost the same whale? ac_drinks  :howdy:  ac_drinks

Renee

#442
January 22, 2015, 06:49:10 PM
Quote from: "Gary Oak"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Gary Oak"
As if lard girl. I made a beautiful chick with big tits squeal for more this weekend.


Those weren't squeals, dumbass.



Those were the squeaky noises a rubber blow up doll makes when you rub your dick on it.  ac_rollseyes

She was all woman pillsbury dough girl. Are all you four hundred pounders are jealous and spiteful? Are you and ghost the same whale? ac_drinks  :howdy:  ac_drinks


Yeah, sure she was. Then explain why when you bit her on the tit she made a fart noise and flew out the window.  ac_hithere



BTW, Ghost and I are not the same person but we would probably have the same opinion of your incredibly shitty taste in literature.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

Anonymous

#443
January 22, 2015, 08:48:07 PM
Quote from: "Gary Oak"I read the Japanese have invented a life like fuck doll. He went to buy one and it came to life and said, I am not going to touch that eeny weenie, bucktoothed, gimpanzee.  ac_drinks ac_toofunny  ac_drinks

I hope Green Hornet meets a nice lady that makes him happy.

Anonymous

#444
January 23, 2015, 12:08:35 PM
Quote from: "Gary Oak"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Gary Oak"I read the Japanese have invented a life like fuck doll. He went to buy one and it came to life and said, I am not going to touch that eeny weenie, bucktoothed, gimpanzee.  ac_drinks ac_toofunny  ac_drinks


Wow, now even you will be able to get laid.  ac_biggrin

As if lard girl. I made a beautiful chick with big tits squeal for more this weekend.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nIu9bdpYEjo/TQfvpXbbZVI/AAAAAAAADpo/G0E7U13qQkU/s1600/no-bs.jpg">

Gary Oak

#445
January 23, 2015, 08:33:07 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"
Quote from: "Gary Oak"
Quote from: "Renee"


Wow, now even you will be able to get laid.  ac_biggrin

As if lard girl. I made a beautiful chick with big tits squeal for more this weekend.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nIu9bdpYEjo/TQfvpXbbZVI/AAAAAAAADpo/G0E7U13qQkU/s1600/no-bs.jpg">

Shut up Seoulfag you miserable bucktoothed gimpanzee.

Anonymous

#446
January 25, 2015, 02:11:07 PM
^Say hi to my blonde big titted girlfriend Green Hornet.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTpkl3c2tXaR-1nixe-r7Lv45hiX0OUMZTluai-MILNNXbuOS8T">

Chris Patten

#447
January 30, 2015, 11:58:35 AM
Quote from: "seoulbro"^Say hi to my blonde big titted girlfriend Green Hornet.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTpkl3c2tXaR-1nixe-r7Lv45hiX0OUMZTluai-MILNNXbuOS8T">

If it looked like a guy Seoulfag would buy one. ac_drinks  ac_cool  ac_drinks

Gary Oak

#448
February 10, 2015, 06:21:47 PM
I see green horrornut the virginator has returned. ac_drinks  ac_dance  ac_drinks

Anonymous

#449
February 10, 2015, 09:22:59 PM
After forty five pages, has anyone ascertained if Green_Hornet has ever been laid?
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