Jesus saved me.

[Garraty_47]

He blew up the earth, you dumb jew!!!!!

Vile calumny!

...he merely authorized it. By accident.

[Frood]

I've never been to Seattle much less resided there.
Have you been skipping your Prevagen dosage again?

Chaz weren't your larvae?

[Garraty_47]

Chaz weren't your larvae?

There are no such things although these days I suppose I ought to qualify it with: "unless I was an unwitting participant in a secret cloning experiment". Likely? No. But then again I'm sure those gubmint labs could have a helluva party with my mutant DNA.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

I'd rather praise Zaphod Beeblebrox, president and the worst dressed sentient being of the galaxy.

It's way more fun and just as relevant.

Next time you stop at Milliways, I'll treat you to a pan galactic gargle blaster.   

[Garraty_47]

Next time you stop at Milliways, I'll treat you to a pan galactic gargle blaster.   

You're on, you zarkin' frood!

[Frood]

be'nI'puqwI' DaDalaHchu', be'nI'puqwI'.

[Shen Li]

I'd rather praise Zaphod Beeblebrox, president and the worst dressed sentient being of the galaxy.

It's way more fun and just as relevant.

I'm not into fat bald guys, but I like Buddha.

[Garraty_47]

be'nI'puqwI' DaDalaHchu', be'nI'puqwI'.

My Klingon translator's batteries must be low because it tells me that says:

"My nice must you can do my nice, my nice"

Erm...

...

Shaka, when the walls fell.

[Garraty_47]

I'm not into fat bald guys, but I like Buddha.

Buddha's not a bad sort, really.
The closest I've ever come to adopting a spiritual philosophy is when I read up on Tao and if I remember correctly they share many of the same principles?

Take a bit of Tao, a smidgen of the native americans' Great Spirit, spice it with the Wiccan rede "an' it harm none do as thou will", then wrap the whole thing in Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle and you might have a vague idea where I'm coming from.

[Shen Li]

Buddha's not a bad sort, really.
The closest I've ever come to adopting a spiritual philosophy is when I read up on Tao and if I remember correctly they share many of the same principles?

Take a bit of Tao, a smidgen of the native americans' Great Spirit, spice it with the Wiccan rede "an' it harm none do as thou will", then wrap the whole thing in Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle and you might have a vague idea where I'm coming from.

Buddha and Lao Tzu had similarities. Neither believed in a personal God that controls all. They are both teachers and not prophets or Gods like the 3 Abrhamic religions have.

[Reggie Essent]

Buddha's not a bad sort, really.
The closest I've ever come to adopting a spiritual philosophy is when I read up on Tao and if I remember correctly they share many of the same principles?

Take a bit of Tao, a smidgen of the native americans' Great Spirit, spice it with the Wiccan rede "an' it harm none do as thou will", then wrap the whole thing in Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle and you might have a vague idea where I'm coming from.

Try reading the Bhagavad Gita.  I've found that it helps provide a coherent background structure to help place this piece of one thing over here and that bit of another thing from over there in various traditions into some semblance of something that starts to make sense when you put all the pieces together.

Or not.

Ain't been no Druids in a while now.

[Shen Li]

Try reading the Bhagavad Gita.  I've found that it helps provide a coherent background structure to help place this piece of one thing over here and that bit of another thing from over there in various traditions into some semblance of something that starts to make sense when you put all the pieces together.

Or not.

Ain't been no Druids in a while now.

I haven't read it, but I have an interest in Hinduism. I have a strong interest in India. I will go there. What a contrast that will be to super orderly Singapore.

[Garraty_47]

Try reading the Bhagavad Gita.

I'll add it to the list.
I'm overdue a visit to Barnes&Noble anyway.

[Reggie Essent]

I haven't read it, but I have an interest in Hinduism. I have a strong interest in India. I will go there. What a contrast that will be to super orderly Singapore.

Buddhism derives from Hinduism and the Bhagavad Gita is one of the primary Vedic texts.  It's a bit of a slog, but of interest just the same.

[Frood]

You can all have texts.

I just want a bitchin' vimana with death rays and all the bells and whistles including the cup holder.