jack

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I have no time for trolls flamers or whatever you want to call them.

"Haters" were what we knew them as at Flame4Cash. "Tards" were what they were called at Brawl Hall.

Flange was offered the chance to become a troll with Legion of The Damned. It was beyond his skill level and he left within 48 hours.

People are still "flaming" on the forums?

Wow.

Not really. I certainly don't bother to nowadays, there being too few people steeped in the craft to participate in it and to take it in the spirit it deserves to be offered in. Take this place... a decent enough crew, but not really the type to engage in the kinds of activity that made F4$ a powerhouse of flaming, certainly not the bastardization of it that Danger promoted from the earliest days at Brawl Hall. Hell, if BH post-2004 was truly flaming, I wouldn't be surprised that nobody wanted anything to do with it.

Why do you think I stepped down from my admin spot there?

Flaming is dead easy.... I do it to you and your mullet hairstyle all the time ..

I know you think you do, but you really don't. I don't blame you for nistakenly thinking otherwise; you arrived too late to the party, BH and its copycats were the examples you had to learn from and they were inferior.

Pre 9/11 F4$ was the benchmark to measure everything else by. Attempting to interest the ~T~D~T~ in it was undoubtedly the mistake; it led to the creation of Brawl Hall and the preferencing of traffic over content. By the time you arrived, the few of us that were left were phoning it in pretty much and a generation of "kill or be killed" personas had taken root. To be replaced by copycats and cheerleaders who would assume the identities of flamers and utterly fail to deliver the zingers the genuine article could rattle off with ease.

Your callout with Projectile Vomit at TRF? That was one such copycat... Poofer and Pickles unless I am mistaken. I saw how quickly they disappeared as soon as I showed up as NSFW... probably because they knew I'd spot the subterfuge as quickly as I did at Digital Strife.

No matter... you have your photo skills, you can converse when you choose to. That has merit in and of itself and better yet - in this day and age running a flame site a-la F4$ would be an open invitation to get the site netcopped and you chased through the street by an angry pitchfork waving crowd of lefties. Do you really want to run that risk and learn the fine art of delivering paragraph after paragraph of adjective-laden run-on sentences of humourous homoerotica designed to get your opponent rolling about in laughter before they return you the favour?

Forgive me when I say you don't seem the type. And it's okay, really. You can be good at what you do, you don't need to pretend it to be flaming.

[It's Poppy]

Really?
I thought it was Prowler's cars and TDS that fueled postcount at BF.
Huh. I reckon things have changed since I left.

<checks calendar>

Oh great.
Only a few more months until *that* crap returns, like an ugly rash that refuses to be cured.

Did you see Prowler's white corvette? He also has a replica WWE wrasslen belt.

Anyway, Reggie said he will download all of Blandscape's Vocaros and send you a MP3 collection of them for your birthday...Coffee served in a King Martini replacement coffee mug and listening to Blandscape vocaro in the morning, that is as close to heaven on earth you are going to get.

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...and listening to Blandscape vocaro in the morning...

Has that skirt wearing cunt learned to speak the King's English yet or is he still too busy gurgling through a month's full of condom casseroles?

[Biggie Smiles]

That blandscape guy gives me the creeps for real

he posts like he's some kind of hillbilly cannibal tripping out on large quantities of alcohol and mollies

[James Bond]

Jack is embarrassed that all it took for Flynn to troll him was a dot.

[Ravey]

[Biggie Smiles]

Jack is embarrassed that all it took for Flynn to troll him was a dot.

and these are the ppl trying to tell us the richest man on earth is stupid

[Reggie Essent]

I'm gonna steal that and post it next time Blandy goes on a Vacaroo binge.