Name a tune you like that sums up your online existence

[Frood]

Just one tune...

You can doo it.

This is mine...

It has the easy beats and angst all in one.

I was playing online on my dad's laptops even before the internet was a thing.

But now I think I have to walk away from all of it...

So show me your tune...if you dare.

[Garraty_47]

[Frood]

You're bizarre... even for a socialistic ex-cop.

[Garraty_47]

You're bizarre... even for a socialistic ex-cop.

I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Smooches!

[Frood]

I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Smooches!

I'll be sure to flush my mouth out.

[Reggie Essent]

Vitty was a cop?  Well, that explains nothing. 

[Frood]

Vitty was a cop?  Well, that explains nothing. 

A Uni cop..like my fuckwit brother.

[Reggie Essent]

A Uni cop..like my fuckwit brother.

What's a Uni Cop?  Like a University playtime cop?

[Garraty_47]

Vitty was a cop?

Not much of one, really.
I never quite got the hang of that "arrest 'em all and let the judge sort them out" mentality.

Even amongst the other bastards with badges I was a weirdo.

And I will never not be okay with that.

[Frood]

What's a Uni Cop?  Like a University playtime cop?

It's a fuckwit who moves between the military and civil services, yet has no clue about civilian service.

[Reggie Essent]

Not much of one, really.
I never quite got the hang of that "arrest 'em all and let the judge sort them out" mentality.

Even amongst the other bastards with badges I was a weirdo.

And I will never not be okay with that.

You keep being a weirdo, man.  That's what we like about you.   

[Garraty_47]

What's a Uni Cop?  Like a University playtime cop?

That's a security guard.
I was a justice academy graduate, certified and sworn.
I even got my instructor credentials but only got to use 'em a couple times on newbie recruits.

[Frood]

Vitty was a dirty cop though.

[It's Poppy]

[Frood]

Wow, Poppy. Your vagina is extra daddy issue moist.