OMG OMG major complex war plans which span pages and pages were sent over text!!!!

[Biggie Smiles]

Because we all know that when the Secretary of Defense has to discuss detailed war plans a tiny phone is the preferred way to communicate such essays

 

C'mon libs... do fucking better, will you?

[Thunderstruck Asbestos]

If USA ever tried to annex Canada, Russia would help Canada. Fact.

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They might have to stop huffing their own farts for five minutesthough. You think the diligent cub reporters at The Atlantic can manage that?

Shit, if these cretins ever happened across actual war plans, they'd shit themselves at the "scrollbomb" and text back "tl;dr".