Eddie the chug weighs 140 lbs

[Herman]

My boney chug arms and legs can be used as toothpicks.

That's the first truthful thing you have ever posted.

[Lokmar]

What's his penalty for mutant chugs who troll for homosexual intercourse online?

I believe that falls under stoning to death. Of course they have to be put on trial and found guilty first.

[Herman]

I believe that falls under stoning to death. Of course they have to be put on trial and found guilty first.

Most chugs like Eddie die from getting too stoned.

[King Raho]

Death by hand sanitizer overdose.

Heh, so you're saying the almighty has a sense of humour after all.